Flight Control at Atlanta:
Atlanta Tower : "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Saudi Air : "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta Tower : " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
Iran Air : "Thank you Atlanta. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. Allah is Great.
"Pause....
Saudi Air : "ATLANTA TOWER - ATLANTA TOWER !"
Atlanta Tower : "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."
Saudi Air : "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE
DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . . . . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Atlanta Tower : "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "Hey" for us."
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ha ha thanks for the morning smile. i hope the politically correct crowd chokes on this one.
phlash46
Loc: Westchester County, New York
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Ya'll have a good day now, yah heah!
green
Loc: 22.1749611,-159.646704,20
waywest wrote:
ha ha thanks for the morning smile. i hope the politically correct crowd chokes on this one.
YES! DEATH TO ALL MUSLIMS!!!!
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