UNITED STATES (The Borowitz Report)—Americans were seething with envy after the U.K.’s most prominent malignant narcissist decided not to run for that nation’s highest office again, interviews with U.S. citizens have revealed.

From coast to coast, Americans expressed bitter jealousy of the British for having an incompetent former leader who, though maniacally self-absorbed and attention-craving, nevertheless possessed enough realism to depart the public stage after only twenty-four hours of hogging headlines.

“When I read that the U.K’s malignant narcissist decided not to run again, I got really mad,” Harland Dorrinson, a resident of San Jose, California, said. “Why do they get a malignant narcissist like that?”

“People say that the only reason he decided not to run again was because he knew he was going to lose,” Tracy Klugian, who lives in Milwaukee, said. “But he’s not going around the country claiming he’s been persecuted. He’ll probably fly back to the Dominican Republic, lie on the beach, and get wasted. If you have to have a malignant narcissist, that’s the kind you want.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/americans-seething-with-envy-of-uk-after-malignant-narcissist-opts-not-to-run-again

I love all the talk and fear about the ocean rising, but one thing I have not seen mentioned is dirt!
Dirt is pouring into the ocean everyday from every river and creek in the world! Thats a lot of dirt!
Where do you think those deltas all around the world came from?
Have you seen the pictures of sand blowing in from the Sahara? How about all the volcano's above and below the waterline adding to the volume? How about the underwater rift zones?

There is no money in dirt but there is good money to be made in CO2. Just ask anyone who is getting grants to study CO2. How about your government trying to scare you so they can get billions and billions for all their "friends" in the name of green?
Do you ever get tired of being lied to?

This is a first for me. I came across an old iPod, at least ten years old. I charged it, but it wouldn't turn on. When I removed it from its protective case, I saw that the screen was lifted up from one side. Then I found out why: the battery was so swollen that it pushed the right side of the screen away from the body. With the case in place, I couldn't tell if it was like that before I charged it, but it's obviously no good now. I wouldn't even offer it "For Parts" on eBay. I've never had a battery swell before.

This is a first for me. I came across an old iPod, at least ten years old. I charged it, but it wouldn't turn on. When I removed it from its protective case, I saw that the screen was lifted up from one side. Then I found out why: the battery was so swollen that it pushed the right side of the screen away from the body. With the case in place, I couldn't tell if it was like that before I charged it, but it's obviously no good now. I wouldn't even offer it "For Parts" on eBay. I've never had a battery swell before.

This image was a prelude to a series titled "The Bath", I wanted to do, Amber was the first model I thought of when the idea came to me.
The chest was borrowed from my studio land lord.
My problem was getting the lighting to look natural. The solution came to me when I was crashing at the studio during a snow storm, I was almost asleep when it hit me. Outta bed make the setup make a couple of test shots using a plaster statue, I called Amber the next day, that weekend This image then the birth of "The Bath"