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Aug 12, 2018 15:19:48   #
THooker
 
It is critical to our well being to laugh at one self. Today I believe that this PC culture has tarnished the ability to do this in too many of us. I refuse to become that humorless sad human who is unable to laugh at my own mistakes which have been many. And I will continue to laugh at the jokes I find humor in and have today. In all these lists here.

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Aug 12, 2018 16:10:47   #
loosecanon Loc: Central Texas
 
Not funny. Insulting only to yourself.

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Aug 12, 2018 17:51:07   #
sgt hop Loc: baltimore md,now in salisbury md
 
tshift wrote:
LOL, funny stuff. Looks like someone on here doesn't have a sense of humor!! Thanks

Tom


there's quite a few of 'em that don't have a sense of humor....

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Aug 12, 2018 17:54:40   #
timepass Loc: Yardley,PA
 
Excellent!

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Aug 12, 2018 19:26:20   #
jack schade Loc: La Pine Oregon
 


Jack

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Aug 12, 2018 21:29:52   #
Grandpa Pete Loc: Western Finger Lakes (NY)
 
1

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Aug 12, 2018 21:51:15   #
Beemer
 
Humor does not have to be at the expense of another. Especially as viewed by one in a position of privilege.

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Aug 12, 2018 22:21:13   #
gener202002
 
DavidPhares wrote:
Men Teaching Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By August 11th, 2018

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .


Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 AM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Send this to all your guy friends for the best chuckle of their day...
And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor!




From Guys in the Witness Protection Program
Men Teaching Classes for Women at br THE ADULT LEA... (show quote)



Boy, you like to live dangerously, on the edge, don't you? This is not meant to be detrimental or favorable to anyone's comments here.

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Aug 13, 2018 01:07:20   #
AirWalter Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
 
[quote=Katydid]I must admit, my hubby always accompanies me to the restroom, makes sure its clean enough, turns on the tap for me afterwards so I can wash up. Don't know what I'd do without him.[/qu

That sounds a little weird.?.




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Aug 13, 2018 01:09:10   #
AirWalter Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
 
THooker wrote:
It is critical to our well being to laugh at one self. Today I believe that this PC culture has tarnished the ability to do this in too many of us. I refuse to become that humorless sad human who is unable to laugh at my own mistakes which have been many. And I will continue to laugh at the jokes I find humor in and have today. In all these lists here.





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Aug 13, 2018 01:14:36   #
AirWalter Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
 
DavidPhares wrote:
Men Teaching Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By August 11th, 2018

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .


Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 AM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Send this to all your guy friends for the best chuckle of their day...
And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor!




From Guys in the Witness Protection Program
Men Teaching Classes for Women at br THE ADULT LEA... (show quote)


Another thing. How about a class for the girls on how to slide the car seat back after driving the family car. I don't know how many times I have cracked my head and hurt some unmentionables trying to get into the car after the little woman drives it.

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Aug 13, 2018 01:34:51   #
Spectre Loc: Bothell, Washington
 
After 41 years of marriage, I’m not touching this one!😶

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Aug 14, 2018 00:07:22   #
DavidPhares Loc: Chandler, Arizona
 
Diocletian wrote:
And these are the classes being taught this fall at the local college:

Class 1
How To Turn On An Oven
Step By Step with Slide Presentation

Class 2
How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
Step By Step With Practice Time

Class 3
Is It Possible To Be On The Computer Without Visiting Porn Sites For 6 Hours? – Group Debate

Class 4
Critical Thinking - Your Dick or Your Brain – Picture and Explanatory Graphics

Class 5
Dirty Underwear – Can It Fly and Put Itself Into The Bathroom Hamper?
Examples On Video

Class 6
How To Watch Commercials All By Yourself

Class 7
Can a Shower Be Taken Without Flooding The Entire Bathroom?
Bonus Video – How To Pick Up A Wet Towel

Class 8
Health Watch – How To Make An Appointment For The Doctor – All By Yourself!

Class 9
How Not Everything On TV Is The “TRUTH”

Class 10
How To Identify Where The Brake Is
With Pictures and Hands-On Practice

Class 11
Learning How To Identify Speed Limits And How To Ease Up On The Gas Pedal

Class 12
How To Shop For Yourself All By Yourself
And these are the classes being taught this fall a... (show quote)


I posted the original list. . . And I love this one!

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Aug 15, 2018 10:53:43   #
ICN3S Loc: Cave Junction, OR
 
[quote=AirWalter][quote=Katydid]I must admit, my hubby always accompanies me to the restroom, makes sure its clean enough, turns on the tap for me afterwards so I can wash up. Don't know what I'd do without him.[/qu

That sounds a little weird.?.


More than a "little" weird!!!!! Creepy? I think she was joking😁
The classes, both male and female, made me laugh!
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