Men teaching classes for women
Aug 11, 2018 13:35:07 #
Men Teaching Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By August 11th, 2018
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 AM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Send this to all your guy friends for the best chuckle of their day...
And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor!
From Guys in the Witness Protection Program
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By August 11th, 2018
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 AM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Send this to all your guy friends for the best chuckle of their day...
And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor!
From Guys in the Witness Protection Program
Aug 11, 2018 18:14:13 #
DavidPhares wrote:
Men Teaching Classes for Women at br THE ADULT LEA... (show quote)
Sorry, can not find any of that funny at all, actually I find the opposite true!
Aug 11, 2018 18:39:22 #
speters wrote:
Sorry, can not find any of that funny at all, actually I find the opposite true!
Well, i did suggest that this be sent to “gal friends with a sense of humor! “ 😄
Aug 11, 2018 18:58:09 #
DavidPhares wrote:
I don't think any of them find something degrading women very funny either!Well, i did suggest that this be sent to “gal friends with a sense of humor! “ 😄
Aug 12, 2018 07:16:22 #
Aug 12, 2018 08:17:33 #
DavidPhares wrote:
Men Teaching Classes for Women at br THE ADULT LEA... (show quote)
LOL, funny stuff. Looks like someone on here doesn't have a sense of humor!! Thanks
Tom
Aug 12, 2018 09:00:47 #
Aug 12, 2018 10:12:09 #
Aug 12, 2018 13:46:10 #
When you learn how to not pee on the toilet and leave it for the wife to wipe off, then you might have some authority to talk about some of the other complaints.
Aug 12, 2018 13:59:13 #
HOHIMER wrote:
How about:
Going to the restroom by yourself.
Going to the restroom by yourself.
I must admit, my hubby always accompanies me to the restroom, makes sure its clean enough, turns on the tap for me afterwards so I can wash up. Don't know what I'd do without him.
Aug 12, 2018 14:37:25 #
Aug 12, 2018 14:42:43 #
Aug 12, 2018 14:45:40 #
DavidPhares wrote:
Men Teaching Classes for Women at br THE ADULT LEA... (show quote)
And these are the classes being taught this fall at the local college:
Class 1
How To Turn On An Oven
Step By Step with Slide Presentation
Class 2
How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
Step By Step With Practice Time
Class 3
Is It Possible To Be On The Computer Without Visiting Porn Sites For 6 Hours? – Group Debate
Class 4
Critical Thinking - Your Dick or Your Brain – Picture and Explanatory Graphics
Class 5
Dirty Underwear – Can It Fly and Put Itself Into The Bathroom Hamper?
Examples On Video
Class 6
How To Watch Commercials All By Yourself
Class 7
Can a Shower Be Taken Without Flooding The Entire Bathroom?
Bonus Video – How To Pick Up A Wet Towel
Class 8
Health Watch – How To Make An Appointment For The Doctor – All By Yourself!
Class 9
How Not Everything On TV Is The “TRUTH”
Class 10
How To Identify Where The Brake Is
With Pictures and Hands-On Practice
Class 11
Learning How To Identify Speed Limits And How To Ease Up On The Gas Pedal
Class 12
How To Shop For Yourself All By Yourself
Aug 12, 2018 14:54:16 #
I'm sure one of the Girls here could come up with a similar list applicable for us guys. And I did find humor in here as life's experiences can be funny. Number 9 made me cringe as did number 8.
Class 1 is of interest to me because my bride of 45 years still thinks that turning down the thermostat on entering an 80 degree house to 65 will cool it down faster than a setting of 72. It still takes the same several minutes to get it to 72 but just keeps going until it reaches 65. Then she complains about being cold.
Class 2 problem solved. We each leave the seat in the position we needed at the time We each move it once or not at all. We are both equal by the way. Since learning that, we have been able to have separate bathrooms. If she uses my bathroom she leaves the seat up and if I use hers I leave the seat down. We are happy with our solutions.
Class 6 is where we do have issues. I am a single minded person and focus on one thing at a time. I need to listen carefully to dialogue as I have loud tinnitis. She is Italian and there is the rub. We haven't figured this one out yet.
Now for class 11 ...... Maybe I should take this class. Sometimes I do hit the brakes a little tough. I used to have a 1966 GTO with 4 speed and tri-power. Shifting became second nature for me. After several years passed and had sold that GTO I decided to buy another. This 66 came with a 4 barrel and automatic. I grabbed a car full of friends and went for a drive. After deciding to go thru a drive thru we were back on the boulevard with burgers and shakes loving the ride. Stopped at a light that just turned green I pulled ahead and as the engine RPMs came up my brain decided it was time to shift to second and my left leg went into action slamming into the clutch pedal (really a wide brake pedal) hard........but the slamming of the car into a sliding halt kept me from using my right arm to shift the imaginary shifter into second gear! My passenger to my right had to clean off the vanilla shake that had come flying over the seat from the startled guy in the back right. It looked like there had been a food fight in that car. We still laugh at me about that and it happened about 20 years ago. I still have that second GTO but with a 468 BBC and 5-speed tremec.
Class 1 is of interest to me because my bride of 45 years still thinks that turning down the thermostat on entering an 80 degree house to 65 will cool it down faster than a setting of 72. It still takes the same several minutes to get it to 72 but just keeps going until it reaches 65. Then she complains about being cold.
Class 2 problem solved. We each leave the seat in the position we needed at the time We each move it once or not at all. We are both equal by the way. Since learning that, we have been able to have separate bathrooms. If she uses my bathroom she leaves the seat up and if I use hers I leave the seat down. We are happy with our solutions.
Class 6 is where we do have issues. I am a single minded person and focus on one thing at a time. I need to listen carefully to dialogue as I have loud tinnitis. She is Italian and there is the rub. We haven't figured this one out yet.
Now for class 11 ...... Maybe I should take this class. Sometimes I do hit the brakes a little tough. I used to have a 1966 GTO with 4 speed and tri-power. Shifting became second nature for me. After several years passed and had sold that GTO I decided to buy another. This 66 came with a 4 barrel and automatic. I grabbed a car full of friends and went for a drive. After deciding to go thru a drive thru we were back on the boulevard with burgers and shakes loving the ride. Stopped at a light that just turned green I pulled ahead and as the engine RPMs came up my brain decided it was time to shift to second and my left leg went into action slamming into the clutch pedal (really a wide brake pedal) hard........but the slamming of the car into a sliding halt kept me from using my right arm to shift the imaginary shifter into second gear! My passenger to my right had to clean off the vanilla shake that had come flying over the seat from the startled guy in the back right. It looked like there had been a food fight in that car. We still laugh at me about that and it happened about 20 years ago. I still have that second GTO but with a 468 BBC and 5-speed tremec.
Aug 12, 2018 15:12:04 #
Because some were offended by the Women's Curriculum, I wanted to publish the men's so that no one felt left out.
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Classes for Men at our Local Learning Center for Adults.
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.
TOPIC 1 -
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.
Step by step, with slide presentations.
TOPIC 2 -
The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow on the Holders?
Round table discussion.
TOPIC 3 -
Is it Possible to Urinate properly?
Learning the Technique of Lifting the Seat Up and Avoiding the Floors/Walls and Nearby Bathtub.
Individual practice.
TOPIC 4 -
Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
TOPIC 5 -
The After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on video.
TOPIC 6 -
Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help line support and other support groups.
TOPIC 7 -
Learning How to Find Things.
Starting With Looking in the Right Place Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open forum.
TOPIC 8 -
Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers is NOT Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and audio tape.
TOPIC 9 -
Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost.
Real life testimonials.
TOPIC 10 -
Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel Parks?
Driving simulation.
TOPIC 11 -
Learning to Live: Base Differences Between Mother and Wife.
On-line class and role playing.
TOPIC 12 -
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques.
TOPIC 13 -
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy.
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates, and Calling When You're Going to Be Late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.*
* Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the few survivors
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Classes for Men at our Local Learning Center for Adults.
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.
TOPIC 1 -
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.
Step by step, with slide presentations.
TOPIC 2 -
The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow on the Holders?
Round table discussion.
TOPIC 3 -
Is it Possible to Urinate properly?
Learning the Technique of Lifting the Seat Up and Avoiding the Floors/Walls and Nearby Bathtub.
Individual practice.
TOPIC 4 -
Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
TOPIC 5 -
The After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on video.
TOPIC 6 -
Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help line support and other support groups.
TOPIC 7 -
Learning How to Find Things.
Starting With Looking in the Right Place Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open forum.
TOPIC 8 -
Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers is NOT Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and audio tape.
TOPIC 9 -
Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost.
Real life testimonials.
TOPIC 10 -
Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel Parks?
Driving simulation.
TOPIC 11 -
Learning to Live: Base Differences Between Mother and Wife.
On-line class and role playing.
TOPIC 12 -
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques.
TOPIC 13 -
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy.
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates, and Calling When You're Going to Be Late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.*
* Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the few survivors
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