Photography Jokes
Aug 11, 2018 07:22:34 #
Why am I up reading UHH posting at 515am and then come across these groaners? Yeah, because, Jerry, you're on a roll this morning. Funny stuff!
Aug 11, 2018 08:15:06 #
Aug 11, 2018 08:55:14 #
1Feathercrest
Loc: NEPA
As a blow to my high I.Q. I can not get the one about the pizza. The others were groaners of pre-adolescent age humor.
Aug 11, 2018 09:12:57 #
Aug 11, 2018 09:24:33 #
Aug 11, 2018 09:47:56 #
1Feathercrest wrote:
As a blow to my high I.Q. I can not get the one about the pizza. The others were groaners of pre-adolescent age humor.
I believe it's in reference to the fact that not all pro photographer's make a lot of money and they may need to supplement their income.
Aug 11, 2018 09:48:27 #
Aug 11, 2018 10:00:49 #
Definitely humor from the old days.
jerryc41 wrote:
Worth a smile, at least.
What did Cinderalla say when she left the photo store?
Someday my prints will come.
How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Polearoid.
How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
A fellow bought a Labrador puppy from the pet store and named him Kodak.
That way he could say he owned a Kodak lab.
What did Cinderalla say when she left the photo store?
Someday my prints will come.
How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Polearoid.
How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
A fellow bought a Labrador puppy from the pet store and named him Kodak.
That way he could say he owned a Kodak lab.
Aug 11, 2018 10:03:33 #
GAS496 wrote:
Made me laugh out loud three times. Thank you.
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Canon Vs Nikon
Aug 11, 2018 10:06:33 #
Ava'sPapa wrote:
Jerry, where can those t-shirts be purchased ?
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I make my own...
Use those "Iron-On" things from 'OfficeMax" or other outlets....
And YES = These are my current Working cameras.
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Aug 11, 2018 10:12:31 #
Very funny, a little worn but still funny... on the other hand don't quit your day job...oh, and if you're retired I say again, don't quit your day job...looking forward to all your posts.
Aug 11, 2018 10:15:22 #
James R wrote:
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I have a "collection" of "Photo-Isums".....
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FUNNY ! ALL OF THEM !
Aug 11, 2018 10:49:01 #
I've heard worse jokes, but I can't remember where or when.
jerryc41 wrote:
Worth a smile, at least.
What did Cinderalla say when she left the photo store?
Someday my prints will come.
How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Polearoid.
How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
A fellow bought a Labrador puppy from the pet store and named him Kodak.
That way he could say he owned a Kodak lab.
What did Cinderalla say when she left the photo store?
Someday my prints will come.
How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Polearoid.
How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
A fellow bought a Labrador puppy from the pet store and named him Kodak.
That way he could say he owned a Kodak lab.
Aug 11, 2018 11:02:51 #
Manny Jay
Loc: Colorado
In case you didn't know, in Denver, you can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.
Ha, ha, ha. You need a camera, not a wooden leg!!!!!
Ha, ha, ha. You need a camera, not a wooden leg!!!!!
Aug 11, 2018 12:24:40 #
A woman went storming back to the studio complaining that the portraits she had just received looked nothing like her. "I want justice," she screamed at the photographer.
He looked at the photos, then at her, and said, "Lady, you don't want justice, you want mercy!"
He looked at the photos, then at her, and said, "Lady, you don't want justice, you want mercy!"
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