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Aug 10, 2018 10:13:35   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Worth a smile, at least.

What did Cinderalla say when she left the photo store?
Someday my prints will come.

How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Polearoid.

How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

A fellow bought a Labrador puppy from the pet store and named him Kodak.
That way he could say he owned a Kodak lab.

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Aug 10, 2018 10:15:33   #
wsnyder Loc: Illinois
 
All very good. Loved them.

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Aug 10, 2018 10:17:47   #
kaitoo212 Loc: From CA living in NYC
 
Corny is still King!

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Aug 10, 2018 10:29:43   #
ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Good ones Jerry.

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Aug 10, 2018 10:58:10   #
tomad Loc: North Carolina
 
"How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza."

That one is particularly funny!

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Aug 10, 2018 11:15:55   #
MT Shooter Loc: Montana
 
How do you get a professional photographer off your porch?

Buy her damned Scentsy!!!

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Aug 10, 2018 11:31:58   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
MT Shooter wrote:
How do you get a professional photographer off your porch?

Buy her damned Scentsy!!!


Lots of lines can fill that space. : )

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Aug 10, 2018 12:20:53   #
Sunnely Loc: Wisconsin
 
jerryc41 wrote:
Lots of lines can fill that space. : )


Yep!

Let's see what happens when I point and shoot?







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Aug 10, 2018 15:08:23   #
Blaster34 Loc: Florida Treasure Coast
 
jerryc41 wrote:
Worth a smile, at least.

What did Cinderalla say when she left the photo store?
Someday my prints will come.

How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Polearoid.

How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

A fellow bought a Labrador puppy from the pet store and named him Kodak.
That way he could say he owned a Kodak lab.


Funny

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Aug 10, 2018 15:33:28   #
Bill_de Loc: US
 
I'm just glad we didn't have to click on a link to get to each punchline.

Thanks Jerry.

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Aug 10, 2018 15:38:32   #
Silverman Loc: Michigan
 
jerryc41 wrote:
Worth a smile, at least.

What did Cinderalla say when she left the photo store?
Someday my prints will come.

How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Polearoid.

How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

A fellow bought a Labrador puppy from the pet store and named him Kodak.

That way he could say he owned a Kodak lab.





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Aug 10, 2018 17:54:06   #
Stardust Loc: Central Illinois
 
One of my favorites...



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Aug 10, 2018 18:02:44   #
merrytexan Loc: georgia
 
jerryc41 wrote:
Worth a smile, at least.

What did Cinderalla say when she left the photo store?
Someday my prints will come.

How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Polearoid.

How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

A fellow bought a Labrador puppy from the pet store and named him Kodak.
That way he could say he owned a Kodak lab.


love them, jerry...thanks for the laughs!

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Aug 10, 2018 21:30:13   #
Sunnely Loc: Wisconsin
 
Stardust wrote:
One of my favorites...


This is awesome!


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Aug 11, 2018 05:54:45   #
Skiextreme2 Loc: Northwest MA
 

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