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Aug 4, 2012 00:52:29   #
sixshooter Loc: constitution state
 
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned...nor hell a fury like a woman scorned-William Shakespeare

Keep that in mind while your hands on the Zipper boys!!!!

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Aug 4, 2012 07:26:48   #
PRETENDER Loc: Micanopy,Florida
 
The answer would probably end that conversation ,but start another most intense

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Aug 4, 2012 07:42:38   #
Blake Loc: Alfred NY
 
Wabbit wrote:
jerryc41 wrote:
MT Shooter wrote:
You cannot bring a knife to a gunfight and expect to have a favorable outcome!

You cannot have a fight with a wife and expect to have a favorable outcome! :D


That's why it's easier to fight with a terrorist than a wife ..... you can negotiate with a terrorist .....


True, very very, true :thumbup:
Blake

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Aug 4, 2012 08:28:18   #
kschwegl Loc: Orangeburg, NY
 
Hospital visiting hours are 8-5

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Aug 4, 2012 09:45:07   #
vasmikey Loc: Bloomington, MN
 
Here is 37 years talking. My wife has asked that question many times. My answer has always been; I will not re-marry. No one could possibly make me happy but only you. Never a problem after that. Only smiles.

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Aug 4, 2012 09:51:33   #
Jamers Loc: Michigan
 
jerryc41 wrote:
MT Shooter wrote:
You cannot bring a knife to a gunfight and expect to have a favorable outcome!

Very often, there is no right answer. :-(


Very true..... :thumbup:

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Aug 4, 2012 09:52:57   #
Snert Loc: south central Indiana
 
Open mouth, change feet.

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Aug 4, 2012 10:34:39   #
littlebug Loc: woburn ma
 
funny

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Aug 4, 2012 10:48:34   #
4ellen4 Loc: GTA--Ontario
 
the joke was funny

but the terrorist vs wife remarks

I hope if there is such a thing as a 2nd life that all you guys come back as women and then have the fellas to contend with
LOL

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Aug 4, 2012 12:15:33   #
Ed1947
 
Remember, in every marriage there are two people, one who is always right, and one who is a husband

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Aug 4, 2012 12:53:59   #
Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert
 
4ellen4 wrote:
the joke was funny

but the terrorist vs wife remarks

I hope if there is such a thing as a 2nd life that all you guys come back as women and then have the fellas to contend with
LOL


Hey Doc ..... lighten up Ellen, it's all in fun ..... Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive .....

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Aug 4, 2012 13:22:00   #
ggttc Loc: TN
 
I have learned...there is only so much wife husband stuff you can say...before you wonder if you're going to die in your sleep by means other than natural...

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Aug 4, 2012 13:35:14   #
Quickflash Loc: Loganville, Ga
 
Rules for arguing with women:

RULE # 1: The woman is ALWAYS right!

RULE # 2: Whenever you think you are right, see RULE # 1!

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Aug 4, 2012 13:39:56   #
PNagy Loc: Missouri City, Texas
 
ggttc wrote:
Would You Remarry?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
Would You Remarry? br A husband and wife are sitti... (show quote)


Humorous. The man told on himself. What a fool.

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Aug 4, 2012 14:31:02   #
markar Loc: Michigan
 
Hearty laugh!
ggttc wrote:
Would You Remarry?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
Would You Remarry? br A husband and wife are sitti... (show quote)

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