would you remarry?
Aug 3, 2012 14:45:24 #
Would You Remarry?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
Aug 3, 2012 14:51:52 #
Aug 3, 2012 15:22:06 #
Aug 3, 2012 15:31:43 #
Remember, when engaged in intimate conversations with a wife, you have to digest each question before opening trap.
Sarge
Sarge
Aug 3, 2012 15:35:00 #
sarge69 wrote:
Remember, when engaged in intimate conversations with a wife, you have to digest each question before opening trap.
Sarge
Sarge
Yes, but not for such obvious reasons. We are thinking on Level A, but they are thinking on Level B. An answer that works on one level could be a disaster on the other. The only way to find out for sure is blurt it out and see what happens. :D
Aug 3, 2012 15:45:12 #
You cannot bring a knife to a gunfight and expect to have a favorable outcome!
Aug 3, 2012 16:07:54 #
MT Shooter wrote:
You cannot bring a knife to a gunfight and expect to have a favorable outcome!
Very often, there is no right answer. :-(
Aug 3, 2012 16:30:39 #
MT Shooter wrote:
You cannot bring a knife to a gunfight and expect to have a favorable outcome!
well I didnt post excatly what happened to the husband...but he shuld be out of IC soon.
Aug 3, 2012 16:48:06 #
MT Shooter wrote:
You cannot bring a knife to a gunfight and expect to have a favorable outcome!
You cannot have a fight with a wife and expect to have a favorable outcome! :D
Aug 3, 2012 18:11:13 #
Wabbit
Loc: Arizona Desert
jerryc41 wrote:
You cannot have a fight with a wife and expect to have a favorable outcome! :D
MT Shooter wrote:
You cannot bring a knife to a gunfight and expect to have a favorable outcome!
You cannot have a fight with a wife and expect to have a favorable outcome! :D
That's why it's easier to fight with a terrorist than a wife ..... you can negotiate with a terrorist .....
Aug 3, 2012 19:27:08 #
Wabbit wrote:
That's why it's easier to fight with a terrorist than a wife ..... you can negotiate with a terrorist .....
jerryc41 wrote:
You cannot have a fight with a wife and expect to have a favorable outcome! :D
MT Shooter wrote:
You cannot bring a knife to a gunfight and expect to have a favorable outcome!
You cannot have a fight with a wife and expect to have a favorable outcome! :D
That's why it's easier to fight with a terrorist than a wife ..... you can negotiate with a terrorist .....
What?! You negotiate with terrorists?!
I don't know any, so it's a moot point. :D
Aug 3, 2012 19:30:41 #
jerryc41 wrote:
What?! You negotiate with terrorists?!
I don't know any, so it's a moot point. :D
Wabbit wrote:
That's why it's easier to fight with a terrorist than a wife ..... you can negotiate with a terrorist .....
jerryc41 wrote:
You cannot have a fight with a wife and expect to have a favorable outcome! :D
MT Shooter wrote:
You cannot bring a knife to a gunfight and expect to have a favorable outcome!
You cannot have a fight with a wife and expect to have a favorable outcome! :D
That's why it's easier to fight with a terrorist than a wife ..... you can negotiate with a terrorist .....
What?! You negotiate with terrorists?!
I don't know any, so it's a moot point. :D
The only thing worth negotiating with terrorists is "One round or twenty?"
Aug 3, 2012 19:33:46 #
MT Shooter wrote:
quote=jerryc41 quote=Wabbit quote=jerryc41 quo... (show quote)
Overkill is a good thing. If something is worth doing, it's worth doing to excess. :thumbup:
Aug 3, 2012 19:42:26 #
jerryc41 wrote:
quote=MT Shooter quote=jerryc41 quote=Wabbit q... (show quote)
Nothing wrong with enjoying your housekeeping is there? LOL
Aug 3, 2012 19:43:57 #
jerryc41 wrote:
quote=MT Shooter quote=jerryc41 quote=Wabbit q... (show quote)
You guys have been married before...it just shows a little bit
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