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May 4, 2018 08:18:38   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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May 4, 2018 08:50:50   #
camerapapi Loc: Miami, Fl.
 
Hilarious!

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May 4, 2018 09:07:17   #
flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico
 
Best joke I've read in a long time.

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May 4, 2018 09:07:47   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Thanks. You could, but you'd probably have to find another "flock".
Mark
revhen wrote:
Loved the joke. Wish I could use it in a sermon! For a more "serious" take, read Matthew 22:23-33.

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May 4, 2018 09:08:42   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it.
Mark
flyguy wrote:
Best joke I've read in a long time.

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May 4, 2018 09:09:00   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Thanks!
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jaymatt wrote:

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May 4, 2018 09:09:20   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Thanks!
Mark
camerapapi wrote:
Hilarious!

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May 4, 2018 09:11:42   #
wolfd Loc: Vancouver, Canada
 
Good one Mark.

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May 4, 2018 09:12:44   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Thanks!
Mark
wolfd wrote:
Good one Mark.

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May 4, 2018 10:52:01   #
Cykdelic Loc: Now outside of Chiraq & Santa Fe, NM
 
markngolf wrote:
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact.

“Rita, Rita ?”

"Is that you, Bob?”

“Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

“That's wonderful! What's it like?”

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud -- lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.”

"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"

“No, … I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona.

Mark
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would... (show quote)



😎👍

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May 4, 2018 10:56:04   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Thanks.
Mark
Cykdelic wrote:
😎👍

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May 4, 2018 14:07:32   #
cameraf4 Loc: Delaware
 
Hugely funny, Mark.

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May 4, 2018 14:48:28   #
Georgews Loc: Wellington, New Zealand
 
Unfortunatly, if you were in NZ your fun may be of short duration as rabbits are public enemy no 1 here and can be shot on sight. Oh well, a sort life but a merry one!

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May 4, 2018 15:48:42   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Thanks.
Mark
cameraf4 wrote:
Hugely funny, Mark.

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May 4, 2018 15:51:43   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
In the US, public enemy#1 seems to have rabbit traits. Many would like to shoot on sight.
Mark
Georgews wrote:
Unfortunatly, if you were in NZ your fun may be of short duration as rabbits are public enemy no 1 here and can be shot on sight. Oh well, a sort life but a merry one!

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