Is There Sex In Heaven?
May 3, 2018 09:14:06 #
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact.
“Rita, Rita ?”
"Is that you, Bob?”
“Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
“That's wonderful! What's it like?”
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud -- lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.”
"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"
“No, … I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona.
Mark
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact.
“Rita, Rita ?”
"Is that you, Bob?”
“Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
“That's wonderful! What's it like?”
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud -- lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.”
"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"
“No, … I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona.
Mark
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May 3, 2018 11:59:03 #
You'd probably have more fun being the rabbit!!
Mark
Mark
tinplater wrote:
I'm a golfer in Arizona, I have the golf part down....
May 3, 2018 18:24:35 #
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May 4, 2018 07:23:54 #
Thanks Jerry & Frank!
Mark
Mark
NJFrank wrote:
Good one, I did not see that one coming
May 4, 2018 07:46:38 #
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May 4, 2018 08:10:56 #
Loved the joke. Wish I could use it in a sermon! For a more "serious" take, read Matthew 22:23-33.
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