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A Blonde Lady Buys Two Horses..........Graham
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Jan 17, 2018 13:53:06   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
rps wrote:
Judging from your misuse of "there" and your misspelling of "truth" I am assuming that you are a blonde.




On s'en fou, tout le monde a compris et sais lire aussi !

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Jan 17, 2018 16:17:06   #
DragonsLady Loc: Los Alamos, NM
 
Arggggh! I should have known! Another gotcha got me.

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Jan 17, 2018 16:22:09   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
FRENCHY wrote:
On s'en fou, tout le monde a compris et sais lire aussi !


Who care ? we know how to read between the line

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Jan 17, 2018 19:43:14   #
kocart Loc: Illinois
 
Smiling.

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Jan 17, 2018 20:38:43   #
oregon don
 
Graham Thirkill wrote:
A blonde bought two horses

A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which.

A neighbour suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush.

The second horse’s tail tore in the same place and looked exactly like the other horse’s tail.

Our blonde friend was stuck again.

The neighbour then suggested that she notch the ear of one horse, which worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence.

Once again, our blonde friend couldn’t tell the two horses apart.

The neighbour then suggested that she measure the horses for height.

When she did that, the blonde was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.

Cheers and beers Graham 098
A blonde bought two horses br br A blonde bought ... (show quote)


or that the male was 2inches taller than the mare

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Jan 18, 2018 11:28:04   #
Paladin48 Loc: Orlando
 
rps wrote:
Judging from your misuse of "there" and your misspelling of "truth" I am assuming that you are a blonde.



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Jan 18, 2018 14:13:21   #
Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.
 
rps wrote:
Judging from your misuse of "there" and your misspelling of "truth" I am assuming that you are a blonde.

And I'm assuming you are pedantic, it's a joke not an English, Grammar or Spelling test hahahahah I kan spel truyth zo bon't de oo crickitall
Many Chearse and Bears guid Sire

Spot the deliberate mistakes

Graham098

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Jan 18, 2018 14:41:15   #
Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.
 
FRENCHY wrote:
Who care ? we know how to read between the line


On s'en fou, tout le monde a compris et sais lire aussi !

Frenchie brillante il y en a toujours une n'est pas là

Un grand verre de vin rouge woderdul et des acclamations

Merci beaucoup à vous

Graham
\098/

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Jan 19, 2018 12:36:21   #
Tikva Loc: Waukesha, WI
 
LOL. That was a good one. I look forward to your jokes even if I don't always comment on them.

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Jan 19, 2018 12:54:15   #
fhadfield
 
Think Frenchy is cussing at us?

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Jan 29, 2018 06:38:03   #
grillmaster5062
 
Cute. There are blonde jokes, and then there are good blonde jokes. I like this one.

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