A Blonde Lady Buys Two Horses..........Graham
Jan 16, 2018 08:20:33 #
A blonde bought two horses
A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which.
A neighbour suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush.
The second horse’s tail tore in the same place and looked exactly like the other horse’s tail.
Our blonde friend was stuck again.
The neighbour then suggested that she notch the ear of one horse, which worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence.
Once again, our blonde friend couldn’t tell the two horses apart.
The neighbour then suggested that she measure the horses for height.
When she did that, the blonde was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.
Cheers and beers Graham 098
A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which.
A neighbour suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush.
The second horse’s tail tore in the same place and looked exactly like the other horse’s tail.
Our blonde friend was stuck again.
The neighbour then suggested that she notch the ear of one horse, which worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence.
Once again, our blonde friend couldn’t tell the two horses apart.
The neighbour then suggested that she measure the horses for height.
When she did that, the blonde was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.
Cheers and beers Graham 098
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Graham Thirkill wrote:
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I look forward to your jokes every morning. Thank you for posting.
Jan 17, 2018 07:15:36 #
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Jan 17, 2018 11:10:56 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
A blonde bought two horses br br A blonde bought ... (show quote)
Thanks Graham, Good laugh for this Snowy morning here
Jan 17, 2018 11:17:00 #
Fotoserj wrote:
There is not a single joke about blondes, there all based on thruth
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That's a bit harsh...lololololol
Cheers and beers
graham
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Jan 17, 2018 11:37:47 #
Judging from your misuse of "there" and your misspelling of "truth" I am assuming that you are a blonde.
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