Parody on Statistics
Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of
Health and Human Services.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Now think about this:
Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is
80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups, is , 1500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner
is .0000188
Statistics courtesy of FBI
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So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a
doctor as by a gun owner!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Out of concern for the public at large, We withheld the statistics on
lawyers for fear the shock would cause people
to panic and seek medical attention!
Ha, Ha, Ha.......... Isn't it amazing how facts just blows the hell out of Liberal idiots.............
Artsmith wrote:
Parody on Statistics
Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of
Health and Human Services.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Now think about this:
Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is
80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups, is , 1500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner
is .0000188
Statistics courtesy of FBI
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a
doctor as by a gun owner!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Out of concern for the public at large, We withheld the statistics on
lawyers for fear the shock would cause people
to panic and seek medical attention!
Parody on Statistics br br br Doctors br br (A)... (
show quote)
Hi Artsmith: Shhhhhh.. you don't want to confuse gun detractors with facts, they might just want to shoot someone...lol... Maybe they should go to their Dr for that raising blood pressure....Hmmmmmm ??? Great information.
Artsmith wrote:
Parody on Statistics
Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of
Health and Human Services.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Now think about this:
Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is
80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups, is , 1500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner
is .0000188
Statistics courtesy of FBI
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a
doctor as by a gun owner!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Out of concern for the public at large, We withheld the statistics on
lawyers for fear the shock would cause people
to panic and seek medical attention!
Parody on Statistics br br br Doctors br br (A)... (
show quote)
Hi Artsmith: Dang double posted again !!
Artsmith wrote:
Parody on Statistics
Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of
Health and Human Services.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Now think about this:
Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is
80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups, is , 1500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner
is .0000188
Statistics courtesy of FBI
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a
doctor as by a gun owner!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Out of concern for the public at large, We withheld the statistics on
lawyers for fear the shock would cause people
to panic and seek medical attention!
Parody on Statistics br br br Doctors br br (A)... (
show quote)
Dang twitchy fingers.. Triple posted. What the H**l!!
mvy
Loc: New Hampshire
"Ha, Ha, Ha.......... Isn't it amazing how facts just blows the hell out of Liberal idiots............."
I'm amused.
Thank you,
Martin ALI
LARRYR.
Loc: Saint Martinville, La.
LOVE IT,LOVE IT, I might just give up going to my
DR. and take the money I'll save and go and buy me
that new AR15 I've always wanted. At lease I want
have to hear how much of a sick person I've become
in my elderly years.
Archy
Loc: Lake Hamilton, Florida
Good stuff...I think I will drop one of my two doctors and buy another gun..................
BW326
Loc: Boynton Beach, Florida
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
per year are 120,000.
(C) Deaths caused intentionally by physicians ..almost 0.
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is
80,000,000.
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups, is , 1500.
(C) Number of deaths caused intentionally by gun owners ... a whole bunch!!
BW226....Thanks for pointing out that there is more than one way to read statistics!!
Just remember - 98.73% of all statistics are fabricated.
Archy
Loc: Lake Hamilton, Florida
PrairieSeasons wrote:
Just remember - 98.73% of all statistics are fabricated.
As are 100% of all opinions................
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