What are the best one line insults and put downs?
Jun 8, 2012 18:17:37 #
Jun 8, 2012 18:29:04 #
You're so low you play handball with the curb!!!
Looks like you fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!
Looks like you fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!
Jun 8, 2012 18:40:35 #
Many years ago when I purchased my first SLR, lenses, filters, and stuff, my camera and camera bag had different manufacturers names on them. A very snooty person approached me and said in shock and disdain "A Nikon camera in a Canon camera bag!?!" I simply replied "Some people make good cameras, and some people make good camera bags." He turned and left more upset than when he approached.
I took a lot of nice pics with that old N-50.
I took a lot of nice pics with that old N-50.
Jun 8, 2012 21:19:38 #
LARRYR. wrote:
ELECT ME AND I WILL PROMISE YOU CHANGE.
Ask a friend once why he always took his wife
with him every where he went, his responce was,
she was so ugly, that he'd rather take her with
him then kiss her good bye.
Beauty is only skin deep,but uglyness is down to
the bone.
Ask a friend once why he always took his wife
with him every where he went, his responce was,
she was so ugly, that he'd rather take her with
him then kiss her good bye.
Beauty is only skin deep,but uglyness is down to
the bone.
She's Ugly Enough to Spit Sh$t.
Put them all together & you wouldn't get a Half Wit.
When you were born they threw the wrong bit in the bucket.
Jun 8, 2012 22:20:11 #
When you were born they broke the mold. Then they took the mold maker out back and beat the crap out of him!
When you were born they broke the mold, in fact it was cracked when you were poured.
If you had a brain you would take it out and play with it.
If you had a brain you would be dangerous.
When you were born they broke the mold, in fact it was cracked when you were poured.
If you had a brain you would take it out and play with it.
If you had a brain you would be dangerous.
Jun 8, 2012 22:50:37 #
Winston also had a good one when a Lady told him
"If you were my husband I would poison you"
Winston Replied "Madam If I was your husband I would gladly
drink it"
"If you were my husband I would poison you"
Winston Replied "Madam If I was your husband I would gladly
drink it"
Jun 8, 2012 22:52:42 #
My favorite is, "Here's your sign." It pretty much just sums up anything the idiots could hurl at you and it takes a lot less time to say.
Jun 8, 2012 23:47:42 #
Tea8 wrote:
My favorite is, "Here's your sign." It pretty much just sums up anything the idiots could hurl at you and it takes a lot less time to say.
I have an audio clip of, I think, Rodney Carrington called 'Stupid People'. "Here's Your Sign" is his theme throughout that routine.
A very funny man. I tried to find the link for it but alas, No can find. I suspect this threader has heard it.
Jun 9, 2012 00:19:25 #
When they were passing out brains you thought they said trains and asked for H. O. scale.
Jun 9, 2012 00:24:39 #
Bunko.T wrote:
I have an audio clip of, I think, Rodney Carrington called 'Stupid People'. "Here's Your Sign" is his theme throughout that routine.
A very funny man. I tried to find the link for it but alas, No can find. I suspect this threader has heard it.
Tea8 wrote:
My favorite is, "Here's your sign." It pretty much just sums up anything the idiots could hurl at you and it takes a lot less time to say.
I have an audio clip of, I think, Rodney Carrington called 'Stupid People'. "Here's Your Sign" is his theme throughout that routine.
A very funny man. I tried to find the link for it but alas, No can find. I suspect this threader has heard it.
Actually, I believe that was a bit buy Bill Engvall.
Jun 9, 2012 00:28:06 #
the closest you ever came to a brainstorm was a light drizzle.
Jun 9, 2012 00:37:36 #
sinatraman wrote:
the closest you ever came to a brainstorm was a light drizzle.
:thumbup:
Jun 9, 2012 02:22:22 #
Jun 9, 2012 02:57:41 #
jkm757 wrote:
quote=Bunko.T quote=Tea8 My favorite is, "H... (show quote)
I do believe you're right. I've had it for a while but no name on it. I just looked it up on Youtube Song downloader. Lots of other funnies there too. Thanks for putting me right.
He sounds much like Rodney C.
Jun 9, 2012 09:28:56 #
madcapmagishion wrote:
Is this the young lady? :mrgreen:
tinosa wrote:
A true story. .
At the dog park the other day a young lady with very large breasts wore a t-shirt that read:
"I WISH THESE WERE BRAINS"
At the dog park the other day a young lady with very large breasts wore a t-shirt that read:
"I WISH THESE WERE BRAINS"
Is this the young lady? :mrgreen:
Ha Ha !
Not the same one, the one I saw was chugin' Coke Zero !
:D
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