What are the best one line insults and put downs?
Jun 8, 2012 06:41:17 #
Some times I believe the size of your brain in your
head is about the size of a BB in a boxcar.
If some one would transfer your brain into a humming
bird,chances are it would fly backwards
I'd give a penny for your thoughts, but then I'd be
over paying.
I would be glad to help you out,just show me which way
you came in.
head is about the size of a BB in a boxcar.
If some one would transfer your brain into a humming
bird,chances are it would fly backwards
I'd give a penny for your thoughts, but then I'd be
over paying.
I would be glad to help you out,just show me which way
you came in.
Jun 8, 2012 06:55:49 #
How about "The next time that you go home, I hope your mom runs out from under the porch and bites your leg!". And, of course: "You're suffering from recto-cranial inversion...your head's up your butt and you have a crappy outlook on life".
Jun 8, 2012 07:31:26 #
AnnaZ
Loc: SW Wis.
Another famous one-wasn't it Winston Churchill?? Or was it W. C. Fields??
Lady......."If you were my husband, I'd give you poison".
He.........."If you were my wife, I'd drink it".
Lady......."If you were my husband, I'd give you poison".
He.........."If you were my wife, I'd drink it".
Jun 8, 2012 07:42:06 #
R'laine wrote:
Uncle Google says it was Disraeli, but whoever it was, brilliant retort!
johnr9999 wrote:
Also not a one liner, and I'm sorry I can't remember who said it (British), but when asked if he expected to die on the gallows or a by a venereal disease, he replied, "That depends on whether I embrace your politics or your mistress."
Uncle Google says it was Disraeli, but whoever it was, brilliant retort!
Generally attributed to an interesting Brit named John Wilkes ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wilkes ), one of the two men, the other being Isaac Barre, after whom the city in Pennsylvania is named.
Jun 8, 2012 09:35:47 #
What you ask the person that's always full of shit.
Does your ass ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?
Does your ass ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?
Jun 8, 2012 09:43:54 #
R'laine wrote:
If you stand close enough to them, you can hear th... (show quote)
The more I see you, the more I believe in Birth Control.
Jun 8, 2012 09:49:02 #
If I fell into a drum of Nipples, I'd come up sucking my thumb.
He's as usefull as pockets in a singlet.
As thick as two short planks.
Has the charisma of a fruit fly.
If brains were electricity, You'd be a walking blackout.
He's as usefull as pockets in a singlet.
As thick as two short planks.
Has the charisma of a fruit fly.
If brains were electricity, You'd be a walking blackout.
Jun 8, 2012 10:05:10 #
R'laine wrote:
If you stand close enough to them, you can hear th... (show quote)
You're on a roll! :lol:
Jun 8, 2012 10:07:43 #
A true story. .
At the dog park the other day a young lady with very large breasts wore a t-shirt that read:
"I WISH THESE WERE BRAINS"
At the dog park the other day a young lady with very large breasts wore a t-shirt that read:
"I WISH THESE WERE BRAINS"
Jun 8, 2012 10:13:21 #
Jun 8, 2012 10:17:55 #
tinosa wrote:
A true story. .
At the dog park the other day a young lady with very large breasts wore a t-shirt that read:
"I WISH THESE WERE BRAINS"
At the dog park the other day a young lady with very large breasts wore a t-shirt that read:
"I WISH THESE WERE BRAINS"
Is this the young lady? :mrgreen:
Jun 8, 2012 10:27:33 #
Jun 8, 2012 10:41:49 #
Here's a real old one here...
He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Jun 8, 2012 11:03:32 #
Jun 8, 2012 11:28:30 #
madcapmagishion wrote:
What are the best one line insults and put downs? ... (show quote)
Did your mother beat you with an ugly stick as a child or were you born like that?
We don't want you to go away mad... just go away.
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.
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