lateron Loc: Yorkshire, England

HE might want you to leave, but many here want you to stay.

theobennett Loc: Sumatra

Um... Is this really important..?

theobennett Loc: Sumatra

And hey, you didn't mention the "M#%{*!" word...!

johneccles Loc: Leyland UK

You must remember that US people cannot spell correctly !
So you must allow for their problem they can't help it.

chaman

See if I care. Now when you want to talk photography let me know, that's if you find the time besides posting stupid crap in the Chit-Chat, where you spend most of your time, BTW.

chaman

Never knew AMOEBAS could drive a car! So, did dentists finally arrived at the UK?

lateron Loc: Yorkshire, England

Your Alma Mater obviously has a sense of humour!!!!!

lateron Loc: Yorkshire, England

Actually "Old Sport", we've had Dentists for quite some time - since before The United States was even thought of.

theobennett Loc: Sumatra

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Mmm... Well, there's your electoral system and Donald Duck Trump for starters...!

johneccles Loc: Leyland UK

[quote=rogerl]Very politically incorrect, and, you need to be able to laugh at yourself, but saying all that, it is funny. No country is exempt from the "Mickey Taking". It is good to be able to laugh at yourself, as well as others. In England we have a saying "If you can't laugh at yourself, don't laugh at others".


ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2014 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE [John Cleese was one of the Monty Python gang]

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.

Regards,
John Cleese ,
British writer, actor and tall person

And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.[/quot

I love this forum when a post like yours causes so much controversy, there will always be the one stupid US member who needs to make an idiotic comment and reveal how foolish they really are.
Please continue to make similar posts in the wrong section

theobennett Loc: Sumatra

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"Brit teeth are superior to Merkin teeth..!" -- Stephen Fry, 'QI'

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Susan yamakawa

Whatever;) I thought it was funny ;)thanks

Jackdoor Loc: Huddersfield, Yorkshire.

I'm guessing that the phrase you were looking for is 'Couldn't care less.' It makes sense then.

ken hubert Loc: Missouri

:thumbup: :-D

SteveR Loc: Michigan

Obviously, chaman has never started to walk into the Women's room by mistake.

Just as obvious, the OP clicked on the wrong forum by mistake, intending to post in chit-chat. Haven't we all done it?

Chaman...being backed up over a prolonged period is a serious condition requiring medical treatment. Sometimes you've just gotta let it out.