rogerl wrote:
so you want me to leave then ...! Pity about your sense of humour.
HE might want you to leave, but many here want you to stay.
chaman wrote:
To next moron who says again that its posted in the right section, it was originally posted in the "introduce Yourself" section. The admin moved it and if in doubt go ask him. Obviously at times the overall IQ of some members here falls in the realm of amebas...or less.
Um... Is this really important..?
lateron wrote:
HE might want you to leave, but many here want you to stay.
And hey, you didn't mention the "M#%{*!" word...!
lateron wrote:
Watch your spelling: Amebas is spelt amoebas.
You must remember that US people cannot spell correctly !
So you must allow for their problem they can't help it.
lateron wrote:
Watch your spelling: Amebas is spelt amoebas.
See if I care. Now when you want to talk photography let me know, that's if you find the time besides posting stupid crap in the Chit-Chat, where you spend most of your time, BTW.
johneccles wrote:
You must remember that US people cannot spell correctly !
So you must allow for their problem they can't help it.
Never knew AMOEBAS could drive a car! So, did dentists finally arrived at the UK?
lev29 wrote:
Sir, if you mean that this Topic is CURRENTLY in the Chit Chat section, that's fine. But if your statement is intended to support rogerl's false assertion, then you obviously couldn't possibly have reviewed the first page of this Topic with any comprehension whatsoever. Just look at the responses from both Mac and myself, lev29.
I'm just picking a small nit with you, that's all. It's likely that rogerl inadvertently placed his quite humorous Topic in the Introduce Yourself section by accident. HOW he can subsequently deny it is beyond me.
That's all. By the way, I like your slogan. My alma mater uses it, too. :D
Sir, if you mean that this Topic is CURRENTLY in t... (
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Your Alma Mater obviously has a sense of humour!!!!!
chaman wrote:
Never knew AMOEBAS could drive a car! So, did dentists finally arrived at the UK?
Actually "Old Sport", we've had Dentists for quite some time - since before The United States was even thought of.
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jaycoffman wrote:
Actually it was quite funny. I'm sure if we work at it we could include the U.S. in the mix as well. Time we learn to laugh at ourselves as well.
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Mmm... Well, there's your electoral system and Donald Duck Trump for starters...!
[quote=rogerl]Very politically incorrect, and, you need to be able to laugh at yourself, but saying all that, it is funny. No country is exempt from the "Mickey Taking". It is good to be able to laugh at yourself, as well as others. In England we have a saying "If you can't laugh at yourself, don't laugh at others".
ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2014 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE [John Cleese was one of the Monty Python gang]
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
Regards,
John Cleese ,
British writer, actor and tall person
And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.[/quot
I love this forum when a post like yours causes so much controversy, there will always be the one stupid US member who needs to make an idiotic comment and reveal how foolish they really are.
Please continue to make similar posts in the wrong section
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chaman wrote:
Never knew AMOEBAS could drive a car! So, did dentists finally arrived at the UK?
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"Brit teeth are superior to Merkin teeth..!" -- Stephen Fry, 'QI'
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Whatever;) I thought it was funny ;)thanks
chaman wrote:
Policemen? If you behave like an idiot and I happen to get a glimpse I may say something. If I like a more decent and ordered place to discuss photography call me whatever your sad excuse for a brain wants. Could care less.
I'm guessing that the phrase you were looking for is 'Couldn't care less.' It makes sense then.
Obviously, chaman has never started to walk into the Women's room by mistake.
Just as obvious, the OP clicked on the wrong forum by mistake, intending to post in chit-chat. Haven't we all done it?
Chaman...being backed up over a prolonged period is a serious condition requiring medical treatment. Sometimes you've just gotta let it out.
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