quixdraw wrote:
Guy comes in to work on Monday morning all beat up -- cut, bruises, black eye. His friends all asked what happened -- was he out in the bars?
"No, he said, I was in Church."
"In Church? How did that happen?"
"There was this big woman sitting in front of me in a beautiful silk dress -- I noticed it was trapped between her buttocks, and knew she wouldn't want that, so I reached forward and gently pulled it out."
"And then..."
"Yes, she turned around and started hitting me."
Well, some weeks go by and he heals up.
Again on Monday, he comes to work worse than the last time.
His co worker says
"You were in Church..."
"Yes!"
And there was this big woman in front of you in a beautiful silk dress..."
"Yes!"
"And her dress was caught ..."
"No, it wasn't, but I knew she liked it there so I put it back."
Rim shot!
Guy comes in to work on Monday morning all beat up... (
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