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Nov 19, 2015 09:03:58   #
PRETENDER Loc: Micanopy,Florida
 
Thanks for the coffee sweetener.

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Nov 19, 2015 09:39:21   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
quixdraw wrote:
Guy comes in to work on Monday morning all beat up -- cut, bruises, black eye. His friends all asked what happened -- was he out in the bars?
"No, he said, I was in Church."
"In Church? How did that happen?"
"There was this big woman sitting in front of me in a beautiful silk dress -- I noticed it was trapped between her buttocks, and knew she wouldn't want that, so I reached forward and gently pulled it out."
"And then..."
"Yes, she turned around and started hitting me."
Well, some weeks go by and he heals up.
Again on Monday, he comes to work worse than the last time.
His co worker says
"You were in Church..."
"Yes!"
And there was this big woman in front of you in a beautiful silk dress..."
"Yes!"
"And her dress was caught ..."
"No, it wasn't, but I knew she liked it there so I put it back."

Rim shot!
Guy comes in to work on Monday morning all beat up... (show quote)


Love it!

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Nov 19, 2015 09:48:31   #
Cykdelic Loc: Now outside of Chiraq & Santa Fe, NM
 
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:



Nice~~~~~

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Nov 19, 2015 09:59:41   #
AndyCE Loc: Pittsburgh, PA
 
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


Very good! :thumbup:
Andy

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Nov 19, 2015 10:20:07   #
4uiprnt Loc: Iowa
 
Thanks for the morning chuckle...... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Nov 19, 2015 11:19:04   #
ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
That was a good one Brian.

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Nov 19, 2015 13:01:36   #
George Kravis
 
Well, at least the bar had nothing against admitting "Ponderous Pachyderms!"

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Nov 19, 2015 14:53:59   #
metzlb Loc: Titusville, fl
 
That's a good one..

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Nov 19, 2015 15:06:39   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
The American Cellulite Society will be hosting a Whale Watching trip this weekendÂ…Â…..

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Nov 19, 2015 17:03:17   #
cannoneer35 Loc: Rhode Island
 
Love it. Moral of the story " never as a whale a question". :thumbup:

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Nov 19, 2015 22:51:12   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
The Watcher wrote:
Last year, I posted that on Facebook and a niece and her mother un-friended me.


Just no sense of humor there.


:lol: :lol:

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Nov 23, 2015 04:57:07   #
garceh Loc: florida
 
pounder35 wrote:
He's lucky to be alive. :shock: :lol: :lol:


Ditto! :thumbup: :thumbup:

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