Jeff Foxworthy, "You may be a Muslim . . ."
Life is not about how to survive the storm but how to dance in the rain.
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about , the Pope,
Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese,
the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers,
men/women blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make
jokes about Muslims? Time to level the playing field and be
politically correct by including the Muslims!
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral
objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to
be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and
suicide. You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad
against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should
own at least four, You may be a Muslim.
If you find this offensive.................. tough !
He hit the nail on the head.Another I heard was"how come the muslims have so many kids? Something to hide behind!!!!!!
DickC
Loc: NE Washington state
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
My only response to these three are "if you want to confuse a bigot just agree with them and they won't know what to do". I'm sorry that some people find these amusing.
DickC
Loc: NE Washington state
MCoomber wrote:
My only response to these three are "if you want to confuse a bigot just agree with them and they won't know what to do". I'm sorry that some people find these amusing.
Yep, I find them very amusing!!! :XD:
lev29
Loc: Born and living in MA.
docerz wrote:
Life is not about how to survive the storm but how to dance in the rain.
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about the Pope,
Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese,
the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers,
men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make
jokes about Muslims? Time to level the playing field and be
politically correct by including the Muslims!
Jeff Foxworthy's 9 lines about Muslims:
If you find this offensive.................. tough !
Life is not about how to survive the storm but how... (
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I must admit, I snickered at each one of Foxworthy's lines. But then, I realize that they all pertain to those who are participants or are sympathetic to the Islamic Terrorist Fanatic causes. I'm no "priss" or SNL Church Lady, but I believe that reprinting this in this Forum about Photography, even if it is in the Chit-Chat section, IS JUST PLAIN WRONG!!
I sincerely doubt that if I showed this post to my former Muslim colleagues, they would it this post amusing. Repeating these lines to most young children and those of low IQ WITHOUT acknowledging something akin to my above qualification CAN BE DANGEROUS and lead to more bigotry! While the members of this Forum should be intelligent enough to realize the target of these jokes is exaggerated, I wouldn't count on all impressionable ones or rednecks to realize that. They could repeat or chant any of these lines often enough that they start to believe they're true. Paraphrasing the Nazi Minister of Propaganda, Josef Goebbels: the more often a lie is repeated, the more likely it is to be believed as the truth.
I also must disagree with docerz that it's " ... OK to make jokes about the Pope, Jews, ... , blacks/whites, etc. ... " REALLY?!?! In Public, anytime, anywhere? I think not!
Do I ever tell those kinds of jokes? Well, I guess I'm admitting that I'm not P.C., because I know I have, but I also knew damn well what my audience consisted of demographically. I'd never tell any of them to the general public. If I believe such a joke could be overheard by a member of the group which is the subject of the joke, I wouldn't tell it. I'm an American Caucasian Jew, and I've heard jokes told by Gentiles about Jews that were truly unfunny as well as jokes that only a Black American could tell, such as one by black comedian Flip Wilson, which if I told out loud without explicitly stating the context, could easily be interpreted as Racist. Look what happened to the late Howard Cosell (of ABC's Monday Night Football,) who characterized some NFL running back's speed on the field with the line, "Look at the monkey go!" Cosell was known to use the same term for his toddler-age grandchildren; it didn't matter. He was immediately canned!
docerz, you're probably a decent guy who likes to pass on some popular humor, so please don't think that I'm necessarily condemning you as a person. But what you posted could EASILY be misinterpreted by someone else who reads this Forum's content. It should be, in my opinion, REMOVED from this site! I don't care if Foxworthy got away with telling these jokes; that's irrelevant.
Sincerely,
lev29
lev29 wrote:
I must admit, I snickered at each one of Foxworthy's lines. But then, I realize that they all pertain to those who are participants or are sympathetic to the Islamic Terrorist Fanatic causes. I'm no "priss" or SNL Church Lady, but I believe that reprinting this in this Forum about Photography, even if it is in the Chit-Chat section, IS JUST PLAIN WRONG!!
I sincerely doubt that if I showed this post to my former Muslim colleagues, they would it this post amusing. Repeating these lines to most young children and those of low IQ WITHOUT acknowledging something akin to my above qualification CAN BE DANGEROUS and lead to more bigotry! While the members of this Forum should be intelligent enough to realize the target of these jokes is exaggerated, I wouldn't count on all impressionable ones or rednecks to realize that. They could repeat or chant any of these lines often enough that they start to believe they're true. Paraphrasing the Nazi Minister of Propaganda, Josef Goebbels: the more often a lie is repeated, the more likely it is to be believed as the truth.
I also must disagree with docerz that it's " ... OK to make jokes about the Pope, Jews, ... , blacks/whites, etc. ... " REALLY?!?! In Public, anytime, anywhere? I think not!
Do I ever tell those kinds of jokes? Well, I guess I'm admitting that I'm not P.C., because I know I have, but I also knew damn well what my audience consisted of demographically. I'd never tell any of them to the general public. If I believe such a joke could be overheard by a member of the group which is the subject of the joke, I wouldn't tell it. I'm an American Caucasian Jew, and I've heard jokes told by Gentiles about Jews that were truly unfunny as well as jokes that only a Black American could tell, such as one by black comedian Flip Wilson, which if I told out loud without explicitly stating the context, could easily be interpreted as Racist. Look what happened to the late Howard Cosell (of ABC's Monday Night Football,) who characterized some NFL running back's speed on the field with the line, "Look at the monkey go!" Cosell was known to use the same term for his toddler-age grandchildren; it didn't matter. He was immediately canned!
docerz, you're probably a decent guy who likes to pass on some popular humor, so please don't think that I'm necessarily condemning you as a person. But what you posted could EASILY be misinterpreted by someone else who reads this Forum's content. It should be, in my opinion, REMOVED from this site! I don't care if Foxworthy got away with telling these jokes; that's irrelevant.
Quote; "It should be, in my opinion, REMOVED from this site!"
Sincerely,
lev29
I must admit, I snickered at each one of Foxworthy... (
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Dear Comrade Lev;
Quote; "I believe that reprinting this in this Forum about Photography, even if it is in the Chit-Chat section, IS JUST PLAIN WRONG!!
Let me point something out to you, Lev; You're kinda getting your words mixed up; UHH is a "website"; this "website" consists of a whole bunch of "forums"; many of these "forums" ARE related to photography, however, several, (General Chit-Chat and The Attic, ) are for......anything OTHER than photography ); we already have a moderator who does a pretty good job, so if YOU don't think member docerz posting Foxworthy's muslim jokes is a "good idea", maybe YOU need to look for another forum to "hang out on"! Maybe start your own forum? Then you could "pull the plug" on anyone posting anything that YOU don't like?
You say you're a Jew; that really doesn't tell me very much; there are many Jewish people that I have great admiration for; and there are some that I wouldn't throw a "life preserver" to if they "fell overboard": (kinda the same way I feel about every other religion, ethnicity, race, etc. )
So far, I don't see anyone trying to deprive you of having your own "opinions".....but when you ASSUME that everyone else should "agree" with your "opinions",
then I think maybe you should look for another website; one with a majority of people who "agree" with your "opinions".
Gitzo wrote:
Dear Comrade Lev;
Quote; "I believe that reprinting this in this Forum about Photography, even if it is in the Chit-Chat section, IS JUST PLAIN WRONG!!
Let me point something out to you, Lev; You're kinda getting your words mixed up; UHH is a "website"; this "website" consists of a whole bunch of "forums"; many of these "forums" ARE related to photography, however, several, (General Chit-Chat and The Attic, ) are for......anything OTHER than photography ); we already have a moderator who does a pretty good job, so if YOU don't think member docerz posting Foxworthy's muslim jokes is a "good idea", maybe YOU need to look for another forum to "hang out on"! Maybe start your own forum? Then you could "pull the plug" on anyone posting anything that YOU don't like?
You say you're a Jew; that really doesn't tell me very much; there are many Jewish people that I have great admiration for; and there are some that I wouldn't throw a "life preserver" to if they "fell overboard": (kinda the same way I feel about every other religion, ethnicity, race, etc. )
So far, I don't see anyone trying to deprive you of having your own "opinions".....but when you ASSUME that everyone else should "agree" with your "opinions",
then I think maybe you should look for another website; one with a majority of people who "agree" with your "opinions".
Dear Comrade Lev; br Quote; "I believe that r... (
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agreed
if he cant take the heat..LEAVE..
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
wilpharm wrote:
agreed
if he cant take the heat..LEAVE..
:thumbup: These communists want every human being to be the same Why the Donald would make a great leader? Because he respects individuality! The antithesis of communism.
wilpharm wrote:
agreed
if he cant take the heat..LEAVE..
Dear Gitzo,
I feel sorry that you are not more accommodating to other ethic groups and find that it is easier to slander the "group"of the month. I know that people are still reeling over 9\11 and some feel that it is okay to denigrate all Muslims. I am sure there are few idiots among every ethic body just as ther are a few among the UHH community. It's not okay to be a racist and put off as humor. I will no longer be reading this forum due to the type of expression allowed here. I am sure you will not miss me as you me. Just as an additional thought please view Dorothea Langes photo regarding displaced people and think of transposing "Muslim" with "homeless".
https://billjonesjr.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/dorothea-lange-migrant-mother-1936.jpg
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
MCoomber wrote:
Dear Gitzo,
I feel sorry that you are not more accommodating to other ethic groups and find that it is easier to slander the "group"of the month. I know that people are still reeling over 9\11 and some feel that it is okay to denigrate all Muslims. I am sure there are few idiots among every ethic body just as ther are a few among the UHH community. It's not okay to be a racist and put off as humor. I will no longer be reading this forum due to the type of expression allowed here. I am sure you will not miss me as you me. Just as an additional thought please view Dorothea Langes photo regarding displaced people and think of transposing "Muslim" with "homeless".
https://billjonesjr.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/dorothea-lange-migrant-mother-1936.jpgDear Gitzo, br br I feel sorry that you are not m... (
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Please, that should be ETHNIC. Muslims are NOT ethical in their indoctrination.
DickC
Loc: NE Washington state
wilpharm wrote:
agreed
if he cant take the heat..LEAVE..
Agreed, posts like that are common on UHH and he'll just be mad all the time!
Sensitive over 9/11 ???? I certainly am not.
What I am sensitive over is repeated burnings, drownings, thrown off buildings and beheadings that are being done in the name of a Muslim based religion.
Plus the Muslim refugees going to countries and demanding those countries change to accommodate them.
Piss off Muslims or stay the f(&^k in your own country.
Chew on that.
Sarge69
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