Ugly Hedgehog - Photography Forum
Home Active Topics Newest Pictures Search Login Register
The Attic
Jeff Foxworthy, "You may be a Muslim . . ."
Page <prev 2 of 3 next>
Sep 6, 2015 15:07:15   #
jfn007 Loc: Close to the middle of nowhere.
 
tusketwedge wrote:
He hit the nail on the head.Another I heard was"how come the muslims have so many kids? Something to hide behind!!!!!!


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Reply
Sep 6, 2015 15:07:58   #
jfn007 Loc: Close to the middle of nowhere.
 
T***h hurts, doesn't it?
MCoomber wrote:
My only response to these three are "if you want to confuse a bigot just agree with them and they won't know what to do". I'm sorry that some people find these amusing.

Reply
Sep 6, 2015 15:11:44   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 
sarge69 wrote:
Sensitive over 9/11 ???? I certainly am not.

What I am sensitive over is repeated burnings, drownings, thrown off buildings and beheadings that are being done in the name of a Muslim based religion.

Plus the Muslim refugees going to countries and demanding those countries change to accommodate them.

Piss off Muslims or stay the f(&^k in your own country.

Chew on that.

Sarge69


Couldn't be better said, Sarge!!!!

Reply
 
 
Sep 6, 2015 15:22:37   #
jfn007 Loc: Close to the middle of nowhere.
 
Funny how Muslims h**e all things about decent cultures and countries but the bastards can hardly wait to move to a civilized country and then demand we respect their bulls**t beliefs. I wish we had a president who had the cashews to deport every non-citizen Muslim and put an end to any obtaining visas to the USA. I believe the Prime Minister of Australia published an open letter to Muslims telling them if they do not like Australia they can get the hell out. I checked and it appears that the letter is a h**x, but a damn good one. "Prime Minister Julia Gillard - Australia allegedly wrote:

Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks..

Separately, Gillard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying she supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote:

'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT.. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.'

'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'

'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society. Learn the language!'

'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'

'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'

'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our F**g, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.' 'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.'
sarge69 wrote:
Sensitive over 9/11 ???? I certainly am not.

What I am sensitive over is repeated burnings, drownings, thrown off buildings and beheadings that are being done in the name of a Muslim based religion.

Plus the Muslim refugees going to countries and demanding those countries change to accommodate them.

Piss off Muslims or stay the f(&^k in your own country.

Chew on that.

Sarge69

Reply
Sep 6, 2015 15:35:10   #
Jackel Loc: California
 
docerz: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Reply
Sep 6, 2015 15:49:23   #
tusketwedge Loc: Nova Scotia Canada
 
sarge69 wrote:
Sensitive over 9/11 ???? I certainly am not.

What I am sensitive over is repeated burnings, drownings, thrown off buildings and beheadings that are being done in the name of a Muslim based religion.

Plus the Muslim refugees going to countries and demanding those countries change to accommodate them.

Piss off Muslims or stay the f(&^k in your own country.

Chew on that.

Sarge69

Say it like it is. Like the Jews didn't say anything about the N**is after WWll, and still do. They're just pissed off because of all the years they travelled the desert and finally settle in the only place that doesn't have oil.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Reply
Sep 6, 2015 15:54:24   #
sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL
 
tusketwedge wrote:
Say it like it is. Like the Jews didn't say anything about the N**is after WWll, and still do. They're just pissed off because of all the years they travelled the desert and finally settle in the only place that doesn't have oil.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


Reluctantly - A good one.

Sarge69

Reply
 
 
Sep 6, 2015 16:45:14   #
MCoomber Loc: Hamilton ontario
 
Your avatar says it all.

Reply
Sep 6, 2015 20:22:21   #
Jade Warrior Loc: Sydney, Australia
 
jfn007 wrote:
Funny how Muslims h**e all things about decent cultures and countries but the bastards can hardly wait to move to a civilized country and then demand we respect their bulls**t beliefs. I wish we had a president who had the cashews to deport every non-citizen Muslim and put an end to any obtaining visas to the USA. I believe the Prime Minister of Australia published an open letter to Muslims telling them if they do not like Australia they can get the hell out. I checked and it appears that the letter is a h**x, but a damn good one. "Prime Minister Julia Gillard - Australia allegedly wrote:

Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks..

Separately, Gillard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying she supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote:

'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT.. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.'

'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'

'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society. Learn the language!'

'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'

'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'

'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our F**g, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.' 'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.'
Funny how Muslims h**e all things about decent cul... (show quote)


Utter bulls**t.

Reply
Sep 6, 2015 22:33:02   #
venturer9 Loc: Newton, Il.
 
lev29 wrote:
I must admit, I snickered at each one of Foxworthy's lines. But then, I realize that they all pertain to those who are participants or are sympathetic to the Islamic Terrorist Fanatic causes. I'm no "priss" or SNL Church Lady, but I believe that reprinting this in this Forum about Photography, even if it is in the Chit-Chat section, IS JUST PLAIN WRONG!!

I sincerely doubt that if I showed this post to my former Muslim colleagues, they would it this post amusing. Repeating these lines to most young children and those of low IQ WITHOUT acknowledging something akin to my above qualification CAN BE DANGEROUS and lead to more bigotry! While the members of this Forum should be intelligent enough to realize the target of these jokes is exaggerated, I wouldn't count on all impressionable ones or rednecks to realize that. They could repeat or chant any of these lines often enough that they start to believe they're true. Paraphrasing the N**i Minister of Propaganda, Josef Goebbels: the more often a lie is repeated, the more likely it is to be believed as the t***h.

I also must disagree with docerz that it's " ... OK to make jokes about the Pope, Jews, ... , b****s/w****s, etc. ... " REALLY?!?! In Public, anytime, anywhere? I think not!

Do I ever tell those kinds of jokes? Well, I guess I'm admitting that I'm not P.C., because I know I have, but I also knew damn well what my audience consisted of demographically. I'd never tell any of them to the general public. If I believe such a joke could be overheard by a member of the group which is the subject of the joke, I wouldn't tell it. I'm an American Caucasian Jew, and I've heard jokes told by Gentiles about Jews that were truly unfunny as well as jokes that only a B***k A******n could tell, such as one by black comedian Flip Wilson, which if I told out loud without explicitly stating the context, could easily be interpreted as R****t. Look what happened to the late Howard Cosell (of ABC's Monday Night Football,) who characterized some NFL running back's speed on the field with the line, "Look at the monkey go!" Cosell was known to use the same term for his toddler-age grandchildren; it didn't matter. He was immediately canned!

docerz, you're probably a decent guy who likes to pass on some popular humor, so please don't think that I'm necessarily condemning you as a person. But what you posted could EASILY be misinterpreted by someone else who reads this Forum's content. It should be, in my opinion, REMOVED from this site! I don't care if Foxworthy got away with telling these jokes; that's irrelevant.

Sincerely,
lev29
I must admit, I snickered at each one of Foxworthy... (show quote)




How many Muslims do you believe are members of the Hog....??

Mike

Reply
Sep 6, 2015 22:52:58   #
Steven Seward Loc: Cleveland, Ohio
 
lev29 wrote:
I must admit, I snickered at each one of Foxworthy's lines. But then, I realize that they all pertain to those who are participants or are sympathetic to the Islamic Terrorist Fanatic causes. I'm no "priss" or SNL Church Lady, but I believe that reprinting this in this Forum about Photography, even if it is in the Chit-Chat section, IS JUST PLAIN WRONG!!

I sincerely doubt that if I showed this post to my former Muslim colleagues, they would it this post amusing. Repeating these lines to most young children and those of low IQ WITHOUT acknowledging something akin to my above qualification CAN BE DANGEROUS and lead to more bigotry! While the members of this Forum should be intelligent enough to realize the target of these jokes is exaggerated, I wouldn't count on all impressionable ones or rednecks to realize that. They could repeat or chant any of these lines often enough that they start to believe they're true. Paraphrasing the N**i Minister of Propaganda, Josef Goebbels: the more often a lie is repeated, the more likely it is to be believed as the t***h.

I also must disagree with docerz that it's " ... OK to make jokes about the Pope, Jews, ... , b****s/w****s, etc. ... " REALLY?!?! In Public, anytime, anywhere? I think not!

Do I ever tell those kinds of jokes? Well, I guess I'm admitting that I'm not P.C., because I know I have, but I also knew damn well what my audience consisted of demographically. I'd never tell any of them to the general public. If I believe such a joke could be overheard by a member of the group which is the subject of the joke, I wouldn't tell it. I'm an American Caucasian Jew, and I've heard jokes told by Gentiles about Jews that were truly unfunny as well as jokes that only a B***k A******n could tell, such as one by black comedian Flip Wilson, which if I told out loud without explicitly stating the context, could easily be interpreted as R****t. Look what happened to the late Howard Cosell (of ABC's Monday Night Football,) who characterized some NFL running back's speed on the field with the line, "Look at the monkey go!" Cosell was known to use the same term for his toddler-age grandchildren; it didn't matter. He was immediately canned!

docerz, you're probably a decent guy who likes to pass on some popular humor, so please don't think that I'm necessarily condemning you as a person. But what you posted could EASILY be misinterpreted by someone else who reads this Forum's content. It should be, in my opinion, REMOVED from this site! I don't care if Foxworthy got away with telling these jokes; that's irrelevant.

Sincerely,
lev29
I must admit, I snickered at each one of Foxworthy... (show quote)

People have to start lightening up over jokes. Did you know that Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld stopped doing College gigs because they said that the kids on college campuses are so politically correct these days that they don't laugh at anything! I think the loss of ability to laugh at one's self or group is a symptom of non-tolerance. It is the source for all this "outrage" we constantly hear people whining about. Everyone is so easily offended. Get a grip out there!

Reply
 
 
Sep 6, 2015 23:03:15   #
Steven Seward Loc: Cleveland, Ohio
 
MCoomber wrote:
Dear Gitzo,

I feel sorry that you are not more accommodating to other ethic groups and find that it is easier to slander the "group"of the month. I know that people are still reeling over 9\11 and some feel that it is okay to denigrate all Muslims. I am sure there are few i***ts among every ethic body just as ther are a few among the UHH community. It's not okay to be a r****t and put off as humor. I will no longer be reading this forum due to the type of expression allowed here. I am sure you will not miss me as you me. Just as an additional thought please view Dorothea Langes photo regarding displaced people and think of t***sposing "Muslim" with "homeless".

https://billjonesjr.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/dorothea-lange-migrant-mother-1936.jpg
Dear Gitzo, br br I feel sorry that you are not m... (show quote)

What the hell is going on here? People are beginning to leave the Hog over jokes?? Are they that thin skinned?? By the way, I can easily t***spose "Muslim" with "homeless." Drew Carey used to do jokes about the homeless and I thought they were hilarious. Does this mean that I despise homeless people? Hell no!

Reply
Sep 8, 2015 22:26:56   #
venturer9 Loc: Newton, Il.
 
Jade Warrior wrote:
Utter bulls**t.


Did you read where the poster you are answering to, said he had checked and it was a h**x...????? I doubt it or you would not have answered as you did..

Mike

Reply
Sep 9, 2015 04:10:14   #
Jade Warrior Loc: Sydney, Australia
 
venturer9 wrote:
Did you read where the poster you are answering to, said he had checked and it was a h**x...????? I doubt it or you would not have answered as you did..

Mike


Why did he make the post if he knew that the information was false. (yes, it is false,and also completely out of character for Julia Gillard, who hasn't been PM of Australia for the past two years.)

Reply
Sep 9, 2015 08:08:13   #
hopthecop Loc: salisbury md
 
sarge69 wrote:
Sensitive over 9/11 ???? I certainly am not.

What I am sensitive over is repeated burnings, drownings, thrown off buildings and beheadings that are being done in the name of a Muslim based religion.

Plus the Muslim refugees going to countries and demanding those countries change to accommodate them.

Piss off Muslims or stay the f(&^k in your own country.

Chew on that.


amen to that

Sarge69


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Reply
Page <prev 2 of 3 next>
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.
The Attic
UglyHedgehog.com - Forum
Copyright 2011-2024 Ugly Hedgehog, Inc.