Morning sex
Aug 4, 2015 13:27:37 #
OK now that fixing soft boiled eggs is the topic rather than this hysterically fumy story of "Morning Sex"
The proper time for cooking/boiling eggs depend on several things:
how soft one wants the egg cooked - this is determined by the size of the egg - small, medium, large, extra large & Jumbo all cook at different lengths of time the temp of the egg ( room temp or out of the fridge) also makes a difference.
Over the years I have found the perfect time and method for fixing my wife's soft boiled eggs the way she likes the - whites done/yokes still soft.
2 Jumbo eggs from the fridge into boiling water for 9 min.
peal off shell - into a bowl w/1 tsp butter w/salt and pepper
and serve with 2 pieces of toast.
That is my story and I'm sticking to it.
The proper time for cooking/boiling eggs depend on several things:
how soft one wants the egg cooked - this is determined by the size of the egg - small, medium, large, extra large & Jumbo all cook at different lengths of time the temp of the egg ( room temp or out of the fridge) also makes a difference.
Over the years I have found the perfect time and method for fixing my wife's soft boiled eggs the way she likes the - whites done/yokes still soft.
2 Jumbo eggs from the fridge into boiling water for 9 min.
peal off shell - into a bowl w/1 tsp butter w/salt and pepper
and serve with 2 pieces of toast.
That is my story and I'm sticking to it.
jerryc41 wrote:
Yes, that works amazingly well, and it saves elect... (show quote)
Aug 4, 2015 13:34:56 #
Aug 4, 2015 13:41:38 #
viscountdriver wrote:
" br She br She was standing in th... (show quote)
Like my first wife used to say when cooking my eggs, it ain't no big thing and only takes tree minutes. Life as a young cowboy was good, fast, but still good.
Aug 4, 2015 15:43:40 #
After an event like that, who cares about how breakfast was prepared. You got to sacrifice something! Of course - now that you know - you can buy a good egg timer. That way you can have a good breakfast when you want and when you don't care, replace it with the broken one you kept.
Aug 4, 2015 15:54:22 #
Maybe thats why I've been married like...................4 times ! I thought it was about cooking softboiled eggs and not...... morning sex !
Aug 4, 2015 16:19:09 #
bertloomis
Loc: Fort Worth, Texas
viscountdriver wrote:
" br She br She was standing in th... (show quote)
I chuckle or smile at a lot of jokes but for this one I burst out laughing.
Aug 4, 2015 19:56:33 #
I've been married to the same lady for 57 yrs - and am one hell of a good cook - and "Wifie" said many times that if I had not been keeping her happy and satisfied I would have been replaced long ago. I might say the same is true of her also.
LOL
LOL
Thomas Latta wrote:
Maybe thats why I've been married like...................4 times ! I thought it was about cooking softboiled eggs and not...... morning sex !
Aug 4, 2015 20:40:02 #
Aug 4, 2015 21:23:10 #
PPP
Just had to share this one with y'all
viscountdriver wrote:
" br She br She was standing in th... (show quote)
Just had to share this one with y'all
Morning sex.
Aug 4, 2015 21:56:57 #
Searcher wrote:
Put eggs in boiling water, bring back to boil, turn off heat and leave for exactly twelve minutes.
That works.
That works.
What the eggs or sex :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Aug 4, 2015 22:59:12 #
Aug 4, 2015 23:17:07 #
sidney wrote:
That Joke is older that dust.
Dusted last night before bed. Woke up to new dust that settled during the night. So does that make the joke just a few hours old?
Aug 4, 2015 23:23:28 #
Aug 5, 2015 04:24:23 #
Aug 5, 2015 19:28:07 #
with some blue pills you can burn them into the appearance 0f bacon (eggs that is)
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