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Aug 4, 2015 05:09:03   #
bull drink water Loc: pontiac mi.
 
the only thing better than morning sex is afternoon, evening, and anytime sex.

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Aug 4, 2015 05:31:34   #
alawry Loc: Timaru New Zealand
 
Searcher wrote:
Put eggs in boiling water, bring back to boil, turn off heat and leave for exactly twelve minutes.

That works.
Keep it a secret. I prefer the other.

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Aug 4, 2015 06:50:23   #
John N Loc: HP14 3QF Stokenchurch, UK
 
3 minutes - lucky girl!

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Aug 4, 2015 06:57:52   #
taffthetooth Loc: U.K
 
viscountdriver wrote:
"
She
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for
breakfast, wearing only the tee shirt that she
normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake,
she turned to me and said
softly, You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I
embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on
the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, “Thanks" and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little
puzzled, I asked,"What was that all about?"

She explained,"The egg timer's broken."
" br She br She was standing in th... (show quote)


Was I glad not to be drinking anything when I read that!
:thumbup: :thumbup:

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Aug 4, 2015 07:06:13   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Soft boiled eggs again? :D

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Aug 4, 2015 07:12:25   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
Two or three times a week would be wonderful!


So would two or three times a year....

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Aug 4, 2015 07:13:18   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Searcher wrote:
Put eggs in boiling water, bring back to boil, turn off heat and leave for exactly twelve minutes.

That works.

Yes, that works amazingly well, and it saves electricity - or gas. I have a slightly different recipe.

1. Put eggs into a pot and cover generously with water.
2. Bring to a boil and immediately turn off the burner.
3. After one minute, cover the pot and remove from heat.
4. Let the eggs sit in the hot water in the covered pot for at least 12 minutes.
5. Either remove the eggs and put them into cold water, or drain the hot water and add cold. Do this several times so the eggs can cool.
6. If you are not using the eggs right away, put them into a covered container in the fridge. Eat them within five days.

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Aug 4, 2015 09:34:23   #
ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Very funny, 3 minute egg for me is just fine.

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Aug 4, 2015 09:43:12   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
:lol: :lol:

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Aug 4, 2015 10:16:28   #
TLAT Loc: N. California
 
hey gang, who needs 12 minutes ?, these were soft boiled eggs........about 3 minutes I think and that is right up my alley !!

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Aug 4, 2015 10:32:14   #
tenbanshee Loc: Woodstock, IL
 
Ouch, did not see it coming either. good one

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Aug 4, 2015 12:02:16   #
tita1948 Loc: North Idaho
 
Searcher wrote:
Put eggs in boiling water, bring back to boil, turn off heat and leave for exactly twelve minutes.

That works.


Oh James really is that the best you can do?

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Aug 4, 2015 12:11:29   #
superpijak Loc: Middle TN
 
viscountdriver wrote:
"
She
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for
breakfast, wearing only the tee shirt that she
normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake,
she turned to me and said
softly, You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I
embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on
the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, “Thanks" and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little
puzzled, I asked,"What was that all about?"

She explained,"The egg timer's broken."
" br She br She was standing in th... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Aug 4, 2015 12:24:52   #
4ellen4 Loc: GTA--Ontario
 
an old one but a good one

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Aug 4, 2015 13:11:27   #
Harvey Loc: Pioneer, CA
 
ROTFLMAO - no further comment from me.

viscountdriver wrote:
"
She
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for
breakfast, wearing only the tee shirt that she
normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake,
she turned to me and said
softly, You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I
embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on
the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, “Thanks" and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little
puzzled, I asked,"What was that all about?"

She explained,"The egg timer's broken."
" br She br She was standing in th... (show quote)

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