Blond jokes
Feb 17, 2015 19:10:42 #
pounder35 wrote:
You be bad. Thankfully I have two blondes to forward it to. And one's an ex-wife. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Oh, oh.
Feb 17, 2015 19:11:12 #
Feb 17, 2015 19:14:48 #
bcheary wrote:
:lol: :lol: Oh, oh.
It's not that bad. I met her new boyfriend at a party over the weekend and we might actually do some business. He does promotional materials and I have a project I'm working on that we could work together on. It's a strange world. :roll: :lol:
Feb 17, 2015 19:26:00 #
pounder35 wrote:
It's not that bad. I met her new boyfriend at a party over the weekend and we might actually do some business. He does promotional materials and I have a project I'm working on that we could work together on. It's a strange world. :roll: :lol:
:lol: :lol: You just never know. Good luck. :-D
Feb 18, 2015 07:02:42 #
Feb 18, 2015 07:21:07 #
Good ones Brian. Here's another for the collection:
Subject: Fw: Blonde in church
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood?Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth, give me an Amen .
Subject: Fw: Blonde in church
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood?Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth, give me an Amen .
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Feb 18, 2015 07:46:18 #
richosob
Loc: Lambertville, MI
Great blonde jokes. Can't wait to send them to my wife. I wonder if she will agree?
Rich
Rich
Feb 18, 2015 08:05:34 #
NeilL wrote:
Just sent this to my (blonde) wife. No reaction yet. :oops: :oops: :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:
You mean your ex-wife? :D
Feb 18, 2015 08:15:46 #
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Feb 18, 2015 09:46:55 #
birder585
Loc: Rochester, NY
My favorite blonde joke...Why are blonde jokes mostly 1 liners?
So men can understand them. LOL
So men can understand them. LOL
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