My favorite lawyer joke.
Mar 23, 2014 11:55:38 #
Mar 23, 2014 12:21:06 #
Mar 23, 2014 12:30:56 #
NeilL wrote:
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One's a bottom-feeding scumsucker, and the other's a fish.
One's a bottom-feeding scumsucker, and the other's a fish.
A Laywer a Cardiologist and an Architect were having an argument as to which one had the smartest dog. So they decided to meet on the beach the next morning to see which dog was the best. The Cardiologists dog drew a picture in the sand of the heart with all the parts spelled correctly. The Architects dog drew in the sand a plan of an open heart suite where the Heart Surgeon could perform heart bypass surgery. The Lawyers dog screwed the other two dogs and took the rest of the day off.
Mar 24, 2014 00:07:14 #
Q: What;s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: Vultures can't take off their wingtips at night.
A: Vultures can't take off their wingtips at night.
Mar 24, 2014 00:18:07 #
Why do lawyers wear neckties?
To keep the foreskin from going up over their face.
To keep the foreskin from going up over their face.
Mar 24, 2014 00:33:20 #
As Steven Wright opines;
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Mar 24, 2014 00:45:45 #
Black Bart
Loc: Indiana
What would it be if you found 50 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean.
It would be a good start.
It would be a good start.
Mar 24, 2014 01:08:53 #
They are using lawyers in lab experiments now instead of rats.
There are more of them.
They're cheaper to train.
The lab attendants don't get fond of them.
There are some things rats won't do.
There are more of them.
They're cheaper to train.
The lab attendants don't get fond of them.
There are some things rats won't do.
Mar 24, 2014 04:02:38 #
Mar 24, 2014 09:06:50 #
Cool thread! Many I haven't heard before. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Mar 24, 2014 09:19:01 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Then there was the lawyer who took Viagra. He grew six inches taller.
Mar 24, 2014 09:25:36 #
NeilL wrote:
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One's a bottom-feeding scumsucker, and the other's a fish.
One's a bottom-feeding scumsucker, and the other's a fish.
Why are Lawyers better than pond scum? They sink to the bottom.
Mar 24, 2014 09:28:38 #
I was walking down the railroad tracks and I kicked a bottle.
A Genie came out of the bottle and said
"You have only one wish, make it good"
"There is a catch, whatever you wish for your lawyer will get twice as much"
I thought about it for a while and sad
"Please beat me half to death".
A Genie came out of the bottle and said
"You have only one wish, make it good"
"There is a catch, whatever you wish for your lawyer will get twice as much"
I thought about it for a while and sad
"Please beat me half to death".
Mar 24, 2014 09:34:01 #
NeilL wrote:
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One's a bottom-feeding scumsucker, and the other's a fish.
One's a bottom-feeding scumsucker, and the other's a fish.
Just thought of another one. Why are lawyers better than horse$hit ? They are not.
Mar 24, 2014 15:02:56 #
Black Bart wrote:
What would it be if you found 50 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean.
It would be a good start.
It would be a good start.
It would be called water pollution
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