My favorite lawyer joke.
Mar 24, 2014 16:28:02 #
Mar 24, 2014 17:05:22 #
A lawyer is speeding down the highway in his Mercedes, when a truck going the opposite way swerves into his lane and sideswipes his car.
The man pulls over and gets out to survey the damage, just as a cop pulls up behind him.
"Just look at my Mercedes! The whole driver's side has been ripped off! It'll cost a fortune to fix!"
The cop says, "You're a lawyer, right?"
The man nods and says, "How did you know?"
The cop replies, "Easy. You lawyers are only concerned with money. I'll bet you didn't even notice your left arm has been ripped off at the elbow, and you're bleeding..."
The lawyer looks down in horror. "My Rolex!"
The man pulls over and gets out to survey the damage, just as a cop pulls up behind him.
"Just look at my Mercedes! The whole driver's side has been ripped off! It'll cost a fortune to fix!"
The cop says, "You're a lawyer, right?"
The man nods and says, "How did you know?"
The cop replies, "Easy. You lawyers are only concerned with money. I'll bet you didn't even notice your left arm has been ripped off at the elbow, and you're bleeding..."
The lawyer looks down in horror. "My Rolex!"
Mar 24, 2014 17:41:07 #
Mar 26, 2014 11:17:37 #
Mar 28, 2014 11:07:11 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Thanks, everybody, for your input. This has given me, and I hope all of you, many laughs.
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