Punography
Feb 8, 2014 15:22:13 #
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Feb 8, 2014 15:51:55 #
Stan Laurel once said," You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead".
Feb 8, 2014 16:12:50 #
Feb 8, 2014 17:40:07 #
kibbles304 wrote:
Insane man rapes a woman and runs away....nut, screws and bolts.
What I heard was....
Asylum escapee breaks into a laundry, rapes employees and runs away, Local paper ran headline...
"NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS!"
Feb 8, 2014 17:51:01 #
duane13 wrote:
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Let's have some fun, so give us your best pun and we can all enjoy a few chuckles. But please stay away from jokes about PMS, because jokes about PMS are never funny. Period.
Let's have some fun, so give us your best pun and we can all enjoy a few chuckles. But please stay away from jokes about PMS, because jokes about PMS are never funny. Period.
did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?????????
Feb 8, 2014 17:51:43 #
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Feb 8, 2014 18:06:37 #
COI Jack
Loc: Missouri
The difference between big girls and little girls? Little girls you tuck in bed.
Feb 8, 2014 18:18:42 #
Feb 8, 2014 18:19:48 #
Sent the wife to the store for milk and she got bred instead.
Got tired of sending her so I ran over myself.
Got tired of sending her so I ran over myself.
Feb 8, 2014 20:30:22 #
The motorcycle cop ran over himself.
He wanted his wife to run to the 7 - 11 for beer.
When she would't he ran over himself.
He wanted his wife to run to the 7 - 11 for beer.
When she would't he ran over himself.
Feb 8, 2014 20:50:56 #
The king told the punster
"If you tell one more pun, you will be hanged"
The punster replied "no noose is good noose"
So they hung him
"If you tell one more pun, you will be hanged"
The punster replied "no noose is good noose"
So they hung him
Feb 8, 2014 21:18:34 #
COI Jack
Loc: Missouri
A man and his wife were being shown through Moscow by their Communist tour guide Rudolph. The weather started doing something and the wife said it was rain. The husband said, "No,I think it is snow" They asked Rudolph and he said, "Is snow!"
The husband began to protest and the wife said, " Stop! Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear."
The husband began to protest and the wife said, " Stop! Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear."
Feb 8, 2014 22:02:19 #
Feb 9, 2014 01:03:42 #
Larry Lodwick
Loc: Henderson, NV
If Vladimir Putin stood on a cracker, would he be Putin on the Ritz?
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