Punography
Feb 7, 2014 05:08:51 #
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Let's have some fun, so give us your best pun and we can all enjoy a few chuckles. But please stay away from jokes about PMS, because jokes about PMS are never funny. Period.
Let's have some fun, so give us your best pun and we can all enjoy a few chuckles. But please stay away from jokes about PMS, because jokes about PMS are never funny. Period.
Feb 7, 2014 05:18:44 #
One Atom says to another, "I think I lost an electron"
Are you positive?
Are you positive?
Feb 7, 2014 05:35:06 #
Feb 7, 2014 05:39:30 #
Ellowynne
Loc: Central New Jersey
Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? You never heard of the small medium at large?
Feb 7, 2014 05:45:44 #
Did you hear about the cross eyed school teacher,
she couldnt keep her pupils straight!
she couldnt keep her pupils straight!
Feb 7, 2014 05:46:52 #
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Feb 7, 2014 05:54:31 #
Feb 7, 2014 06:00:36 #
Two parrots sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and says "Can you smell fish?"
Feb 7, 2014 06:10:34 #
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Feb 7, 2014 09:56:14 #
DaveO wrote:
the maggots making love in dead earnest..
Dave, that's just wrong. :D
Feb 7, 2014 10:08:01 #
Dave Johnson wrote:
Dave, that's just wrong. :D
How about....if a light sleeper sleeps with a light on, does a hard sleeper sleep with a ____ on? Now that's wrong!! :)
Feb 7, 2014 10:54:43 #
DaveO wrote:
How about....if a light sleeper sleeps with a light on, does a hard sleeper sleep with a ____ on? Now that's wrong!! :)
Might be wrong, but it's funny.
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