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Nov 28, 2011 01:04:19 #
PalePictures wrote:
You poor lady. Remember kind curtious. I'm an eagle scout.
mom2my2scouts wrote:
I work in retail so this makes perfect sense to me right about now.
" I am going to stick mistletoe in my back pocket at work today. So those that annoy me can kiss my a$$
"
I work in retail so this makes perfect sense to me right about now.
" I am going to stick mistletoe in my back pocket at work today. So those that annoy me can kiss my a$$
"
You poor lady. Remember kind curtious. I'm an eagle scout.
Good one Reno. I'm never going to remember it though. You definitely win the longest joke award!
Russ
Nov 28, 2011 19:30:53 #
mom2my2scouts
Loc: Nipomo, CA
PalePictures wrote:
You poor lady. Remember kind curtious. I'm an eagle scout.
mom2my2scouts wrote:
I work in retail so this makes perfect sense to me right about now.
" I am going to stick mistletoe in my back pocket at work today. So those that annoy me can kiss my a$$
"
I work in retail so this makes perfect sense to me right about now.
" I am going to stick mistletoe in my back pocket at work today. So those that annoy me can kiss my a$$
"
You poor lady. Remember kind curtious. I'm an eagle scout.
My 16 year old is in the process of starting his Eagle Project. Youngest son is 2nd class. Congratulations on being an Eagle. It is something to be proud of!
Nov 28, 2011 19:48:05 #
Nov 29, 2011 11:08:15 #
PHFoto
Loc: Idaho
Congrats on being an Eagle Scout, I have 3 sons, all Eagle Scouts.
PalePictures wrote:
You poor lady. Remember kind curtious. I'm an eagle scout.
mom2my2scouts wrote:
I work in retail so this makes perfect sense to me right about now.
" I am going to stick mistletoe in my back pocket at work today. So those that annoy me can kiss my a$$
"
I work in retail so this makes perfect sense to me right about now.
" I am going to stick mistletoe in my back pocket at work today. So those that annoy me can kiss my a$$
"
You poor lady. Remember kind curtious. I'm an eagle scout.
Nov 29, 2011 11:30:17 #
PHFoto wrote:
Congrats on being an Eagle Scout, I have 3 sons, all Eagle Scouts.
PalePictures wrote:
You poor lady. Remember kind curtious. I'm an eagle scout.
mom2my2scouts wrote:
I work in retail so this makes perfect sense to me right about now.
" I am going to stick mistletoe in my back pocket at work today. So those that annoy me can kiss my a$$
"
I work in retail so this makes perfect sense to me right about now.
" I am going to stick mistletoe in my back pocket at work today. So those that annoy me can kiss my a$$
"
You poor lady. Remember kind curtious. I'm an eagle scout.
Not many families can make that claim.
Congrats!
I have one brother. He is an eagle as well.
Nov 29, 2011 16:29:52 #
PalePictures wrote:
You poor lady. Remember kind curtious. I'm an eagle scout.
mom2my2scouts wrote:
I work in retail so this makes perfect sense to me right about now.
" I am going to stick mistletoe in my back pocket at work today. So those that annoy me can kiss my a$$
"
I work in retail so this makes perfect sense to me right about now.
" I am going to stick mistletoe in my back pocket at work today. So those that annoy me can kiss my a$$
"
You poor lady. Remember kind curtious. I'm an eagle scout.
Little old man and his wife visits the doctor because he is very sick
The doctor examined him carefully and the doctor asked to see his wife privately.
The doc said to the old lady, you husband is so ill he might not make another few days but .. I fhe wants to have breakfast in bed thats fine, If he wants to go to the bar for a drink that will help him, if he wants sex, see what you can do for him and maybe you'll keep him going for a month or so.
One the way home, the old man asks his wife "WHat did the doctor say to you"
His wife replied, "He said your gonna die next week"
Ian
Nov 29, 2011 17:06:57 #
A man died and went to The Judgement, and they told him, "Before you meet with God, I should tell you - we've looked over life, and to be honest, you really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?"
The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!"
"Wow that's impressive, "When did this happen?"
"About three minutes ago," came the reply.
The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!"
"Wow that's impressive, "When did this happen?"
"About three minutes ago," came the reply.
Nov 29, 2011 18:45:04 #
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Nov 30, 2011 17:57:16 #
Why did the British wear red coats in battle?
During the recent royal wedding, the millions around the world saw that
Prince William chose to wear a uniform that included the famous British "red coat."
Many people have asked, "why did the British wear red coats in battle?"
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the
French captured a British Colonel. They took him to their headquarters, and the
French General began to question him.
Finally, as an afterthought, the French General asked, Why do you British
officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you
easier targets for us to shoot at?
In his casual, matter-of-fact, way, the officer informed the General that
the reason British officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the
blood won't show, and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why, from that day forward, all French Army officers wear brown
trousers.
During the recent royal wedding, the millions around the world saw that
Prince William chose to wear a uniform that included the famous British "red coat."
Many people have asked, "why did the British wear red coats in battle?"
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the
French captured a British Colonel. They took him to their headquarters, and the
French General began to question him.
Finally, as an afterthought, the French General asked, Why do you British
officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you
easier targets for us to shoot at?
In his casual, matter-of-fact, way, the officer informed the General that
the reason British officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the
blood won't show, and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why, from that day forward, all French Army officers wear brown
trousers.
Nov 30, 2011 18:20:11 #
A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck.
He's still wriggling - what should I do?"
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker says okay and signs off.
About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
He's still wriggling - what should I do?"
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker says okay and signs off.
About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
Nov 30, 2011 18:43:05 #
renomike wrote:
A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking th... (show quote)
Given my son is a Police Officer I see no humor in this joke at all.
Nov 30, 2011 19:17:06 #
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I also have many friends that are Police Officers. It was actually sent to me by one of them. So lighten up! It's just a joke.
Mike
renomike wrote:
Given my son is a Police Officer I see no humor in this joke at all.
I also have many friends that are Police Officers. It was actually sent to me by one of them. So lighten up! It's just a joke.
Mike
Dec 4, 2011 09:35:04 #
Two men walked into a bar------------------
,you would have thought one of them would have seen it.
Did you hear about the old Indian Chief that drank 40 cups of tea? Drowned in his own tepee.
A duck walked into a drug store, said "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill."
And one to pick on the French -
"French rifle for sale - once dropped, never fired".
,you would have thought one of them would have seen it.
Did you hear about the old Indian Chief that drank 40 cups of tea? Drowned in his own tepee.
A duck walked into a drug store, said "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill."
And one to pick on the French -
"French rifle for sale - once dropped, never fired".
Dec 4, 2011 13:32:45 #
These aren't really jokes, per se, just things that make you go, "Hmmmm"......
If you plant some bird seed and a bird comes up, what do you feed it?
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Four out of five people have trouble with fractions, and I'm two of them.
Why do businesses offer us "free" gifts? Aren't all gifts free?
Two can live as cheaply as one----for half as long.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
(and since this is a photo forum.....) It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
If you plant some bird seed and a bird comes up, what do you feed it?
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Four out of five people have trouble with fractions, and I'm two of them.
Why do businesses offer us "free" gifts? Aren't all gifts free?
Two can live as cheaply as one----for half as long.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
(and since this is a photo forum.....) It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
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