Cany143 wrote:
....and you're not sure how you got there, be sure to strike back! Take the Crescent Junction exit off I-70, stop at Jackass Joe's World Of Jerky, and get yourself some fresh, tasty, road-kill Alien Jerky! (Jackass Joe sells other kinds of jerky, too --like 'Prime Rib Jerky', 'Antelope & Beaver Jerkey', 'Herky-Jerky' and more--, but none of those will give you quite the same sense of retribution you may feel is deserved after having been cruelly abducted, probed, and left someplace --Utah!!?!! O My Freaking HECK!!!-- you never dreamed you'd find yourself, feeling strangely sore and pleasantly disoriented.)
<edit:> This has NOT been a paid advertisement! I have no connection whatsoever to Joe, jackasses in general, nor am I acquainted with any (living, or alternately, any) road-kilt Aliens. That Joe freely gave me a deep discount on his 'Mild & Spicy UFO Bits Jerky' was merely a matter of him wanting to be friendly.
....and you're not sure how you got there, be sure... (
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