If You Find Yourself In Utah....
Mar 26, 2024 16:18:19 #
Cany143
Loc: SE Utah
....and you're not sure how you got there, be sure to strike back! Take the Crescent Junction exit off I-70, stop at Jackass Joe's World Of Jerky, and get yourself some fresh, tasty, road-kill Alien Jerky! (Jackass Joe sells other kinds of jerky, too --like 'Prime Rib Jerky', 'Antelope & Beaver Jerkey', 'Herky-Jerky' and more--, but none of those will give you quite the same sense of retribution you may feel is deserved after having been cruelly abducted, probed, and left someplace --Utah!!?!! O My Freaking HECK!!!-- you never dreamed you'd find yourself, feeling strangely sore and pleasantly disoriented.)
<edit:> This has NOT been a paid advertisement! I have no connection whatsoever to Joe, jackasses in general, nor am I acquainted with any (living, or alternately, any) road-kilt Aliens. That Joe freely gave me a deep discount on his 'Mild & Spicy UFO Bits Jerky' was merely a matter of him wanting to be friendly.
<edit:> This has NOT been a paid advertisement! I have no connection whatsoever to Joe, jackasses in general, nor am I acquainted with any (living, or alternately, any) road-kilt Aliens. That Joe freely gave me a deep discount on his 'Mild & Spicy UFO Bits Jerky' was merely a matter of him wanting to be friendly.
Mar 26, 2024 16:42:34 #
Mar 26, 2024 16:53:29 #
Cany143
Loc: SE Utah
Longshadow wrote:
(If I find myself in Utah,
I'm lost.)
(If I find myself in Utah,
I'm lost.)
Lost? Probably. But more likely you simply got abducted. Happens all the time, y'know....
Mar 26, 2024 17:09:27 #
Cany143 wrote:
Lost? Probably. But more likely you simply got abducted. Happens all the time, y'know....
Mar 26, 2024 19:09:31 #
Is that new? It's been awhile since I've been to that part of outah, but I don't remember that place. Or I would certainly have stopped! Do they have porcupine jerky??
Mar 26, 2024 19:17:14 #
DRam11
Loc: Polson, MT
Makes my mouth water just to hear that. I just might have to find myself in Utah.
Mar 26, 2024 19:37:33 #
Cany143
Loc: SE Utah
Retired CPO wrote:
Is that new? It's been awhile since I've been to that part of outah, but I don't remember that place. Or I would certainly have stopped! Do they have porcupine jerky??
New? Not hardly. Been under the (mildly deranged) auspices of Jackass Joe for years and years. And, 'do they have porcupine jerky??' O Heck Yesssss! Seven flavors thereof. There's Pteredacty Porcupine, there's Hot & Sour Porky-Jerky, there's Sizzlin' Hot Firecupine Jerky, there's Porcupine Mayonnaise Jerky (for the meek of heart, I suppose), there's..... oh, so many other varieties of porcupine jerky fit for discriminating tastes and epicurean palettes. And (I've been told, having never myself tested either the theory or the practice) every last one of them goes down great with a healthy swig outa that pint of Jack Daniels you've got stuffed in your back pocket.
Mar 26, 2024 20:11:51 #
Cany143 wrote:
New? Not hardly. Been under the (mildly deranged... (show quote)
I submit that ANYTHING would go down smoothly with a swig of Jack Daniels, assuming that the Jack Daniels part comes first, last and in the middle too!
Kids...don't think I'm recommending the Porcupine Jerky, of any flavor! It might be smart just to stick with the Jack!!
But Jackass jerky now...
Mar 26, 2024 21:08:26 #
Retired CPO wrote:
Is that new? It's been awhile since I've been to that part of outah, but I don't remember that place. Or I would certainly have stopped! Do they have porcupine jerky??
You have to be looking because it is on the north side of I-70 and the turn towards Arches is to the south.
Mar 26, 2024 22:01:21 #
UTMike wrote:
You have to be looking because it is on the north side of I-70 and the turn towards Arches is to the south.
Now you tell me!!
Thanks, Mike! I'll make it a point to stop next time I'm in the neighborhood! I can't think of a good reason to miss out on Jerky!
Mar 27, 2024 08:39:15 #
Mar 27, 2024 08:44:18 #
Wow, Day tripping all the way to Crescent Junction. You do live on the edge.
Mar 27, 2024 10:52:20 #
Mar 27, 2024 10:56:48 #
UTMike wrote:
You have to be looking because it is on the north side of I-70 and the turn towards Arches is to the south.
Wow! I could’ve pulled off and enjoyed the stop on a whole lot of occasions. I’ve exited I-70 and headed toward Moab and south often without a clue of what lied north. Never again!
Mar 27, 2024 11:02:47 #
Cany143
Loc: SE Utah
47greyfox wrote:
Wow! I could’ve pulled off and enjoyed the stop on a whole lot of occasions. I’ve exited I-70 and headed toward Moab and south often without a clue of what lied north. Never again!
Hah! Coming from Colorado, if you take the Crescent Junction exit it's impossible to miss Jackass Joe's. And as far as other stuff goes that lies a little north of I-70.... it's a whole 'nuther world to investigate.
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