doxphoto wrote:
We keep darkroom doors closed so the dark doesn’t leak out.
Where were youse guys in the 60s? No Lucas jokes?
Lucas, the prince of darkness. Motto: get home before dark
I used to have a custom labeled mason jar of official Lucas smoke.
Have you let the smoke out of the wires on your British machine?
Here is one Lucas Replacement Wiring Harness Smoke kit, P/N 530433, along with the very rare Churchill Tool 18G548BS adapter tube and metering valve. These kits were supplied to Lucas factory technicians as a trouble-shooting and repair The smoke is metered, through the fuse box, into the circuit which has released it's original smoke until the leak is located and repaired. The replacement smoke re-introduced.
Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.
Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off.
The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.
Lucas is an acronym for Loose Unsoldered Connections and Splices
Back in the 70's, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which did not suck.
Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas makes their refrigerators
Alexander Bell invented the Telephone. Thomas Edison- the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.
There are no British Astronauts, because they saw the spacecraft had Lucas switches, and everyone quit.
Lucas Electric, from the country that brought us the Dark Ages.
I've had a '64 Triumph and a '66 BSA, chopped.
For the Triumph, I ended up pulling the harness and nailing it to a chunk of plywood.
I could get the wire right, in 16 gauge, proper ends and fit, and Working.
The BSA I just wired in place. The board finally ended up at Marlin's shop
With the headlight, on the horn was an emergency stop. Engine and system couldn't handle the load.