Mrs. Goose, a lady referred to as Mother is a bit of a cluck.. She wrote a brief coroner's report placing the blame on Mr. H. Dumpty. She cackling something about him having an accident, "A great fall". The Kings medical team could not help him, truth is they never came to the scene as the King claimed. Ms. Goose's report read as follows, she had little knowledge of egg-natomy!
Ms. Goose stated:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.
Our investigative Reporting was at the scene to report on the dangers of the infamous wall that many sat on when H. Dumpty met his fate: Mr. Dumpty was Murdered by Mrs Dumpty's lover. We think both Ms. Dumpty and he consoling lover are rotten to the core and that is no yolk. We intend to make a big stink about how rotten they are.
Interviews with the police reported no attempt by the King's men trying to put Humpty back together again. The Priest mumbled a few words of pity for the widow.
When asked the police said the will omlet her go with no charges. We felt a dozen would be expected when our report is read. Mrs Dumpty and her love should fry. We as editors must be hard-boiled about what the photos show, we can not be yellow cowards.
The composite tells the story:
PHOTOS SHOW TRUTH ABOUT THE MURDER
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Linda From Maine wrote:
Utterly delightful!!!
aaaa shucks mam, you gals always like a love story... delightful is a nice word... thank you.
Oh, my, your story is delightful, as Linda said. It surely made me smile, as did your storyboard. Your responses to posts often have me checking a dictionary. This time I didn’t need one!
Great idea nicely executed
Curmudgeon wrote:
Great idea nicely executed
Thank you. Idea is the Key-Word. The camera club assigned the next month's entry as a storyboard and with some head-scratching, I decided on Humpty Dumpty s murder. We had a previous assignment White on White and I chose eggs on white paper. With that experience and the old Esters when young I chose this theme.
I presented it here as a stimulus to self and others. I have often said that photos along with the Title need to tell a story.
So the culprit egg-butted him off the wall! Who’d have guessed that eh? Only Don!
dpullum wrote:
Mrs. Goose, a lady referred to as Mother is a bit of a cluck.. She wrote a brief coroner's report placing the blame on Mr. H. Dumpty. She cackling something about him having an accident, "A great fall". The Kings medical team could not help him, truth is they never came to the scene as the King claimed. Ms. Goose's report read as follows, she had little knowledge of egg-natomy!
Ms. Goose stated:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.
Our investigative Reporting was at the scene to report on the dangers of the infamous wall that many sat on when H. Dumpty met his fate: Mr. Dumpty was Murdered by Mrs Dumpty's lover. We think both Ms. Dumpty and he consoling lover are rotten to the core and that is no yolk. We intend to make a big stink about how rotten they are.
Interviews with the police reported no attempt by the King's men trying to put Humpty back together again. The Priest mumbled a few words of pity for the widow.
When asked the police said the will omlet her go with no charges. We felt a dozen would be expected when our report is read. Mrs Dumpty and her love should fry. We as editors must be hard-boiled about what the photos show, we can not be yellow cowards.
The composite tells the story:
Mrs. Goose, a lady referred to as Mother is a bit ... (
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This could be the first comic strip I've seen in this section...and a good one too. Great story and image series.
Erich
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