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Aug 6, 2023 18:43:27   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 
Fantastic come back!

Don

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Aug 6, 2023 18:52:27   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
That kid will never forget your Dad, and he'll laugh every time he does.

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Aug 7, 2023 06:33:47   #
yssirk123 Loc: New Jersey
 

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Aug 7, 2023 06:54:08   #
Lens Cap Loc: The Cold North Coast
 
Awesome!

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Aug 7, 2023 08:15:07   #
trinhqthuan Loc: gaithersburg
 
Shellback wrote:
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy som... (show quote)


Best of the best...

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Aug 7, 2023 08:19:41   #
Soul Dr. Loc: Beautiful Shenandoah Valley
 
Best comeback I've heard in a long time!

Will

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Aug 7, 2023 08:25:31   #
Country Boy Loc: Beckley, WV
 
Such a great response!

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Aug 7, 2023 09:00:40   #
Ava'sPapa Loc: Cheshire, Ct.
 
Shellback wrote:
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy som... (show quote)


Sounds like something my 94 year old father-in-law would have said. Very funny!

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Aug 7, 2023 10:30:50   #
LestheK
 
GREAT!! I like your dad.

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Aug 7, 2023 19:16:44   #
Xmsmn Loc: Minnesota
 
Wow, that is just too good...way too good.
Mark

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Aug 8, 2023 12:58:21   #
Shellback Loc: North of Cheyenne Bottoms Wetlands - Kansas
 
Longshadow wrote:



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Aug 8, 2023 12:58:32   #
Shellback Loc: North of Cheyenne Bottoms Wetlands - Kansas
 
jerryc41 wrote:
Excellent!



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Aug 8, 2023 12:58:42   #
Shellback Loc: North of Cheyenne Bottoms Wetlands - Kansas
 
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Aug 8, 2023 12:58:49   #
Shellback Loc: North of Cheyenne Bottoms Wetlands - Kansas
 
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Aug 8, 2023 12:59:00   #
Shellback Loc: North of Cheyenne Bottoms Wetlands - Kansas
 
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