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Aug 6, 2023 07:50:34   #
Shellback Loc: North of Cheyenne Bottoms Wetlands - Kansas
 
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

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Aug 6, 2023 08:00:58   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 

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Aug 6, 2023 08:04:05   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Shellback wrote:
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy som... (show quote)


Excellent!

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Aug 6, 2023 08:08:54   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Aug 6, 2023 09:10:09   #
Stash Loc: South Central Massachusetts
 

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Aug 6, 2023 09:50:37   #
kpmac Loc: Ragley, La
 
Shellback wrote:
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy som... (show quote)



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Aug 6, 2023 10:18:17   #
47greyfox Loc: on the edge of the Colorado front range
 
I’d be curious, myself….

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Aug 6, 2023 10:37:52   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
Shellback wrote:
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy som... (show quote)



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Aug 6, 2023 11:06:14   #
bobmcculloch Loc: NYC, NY
 
Shellback wrote:
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy som... (show quote)



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Aug 6, 2023 13:59:05   #
srg
 
Shellback wrote:
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy som... (show quote)



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Aug 6, 2023 14:52:10   #
Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York
 
Shellback wrote:
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy som... (show quote)


Every time I hear that one I must laugh. It is too hysterical.

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Aug 6, 2023 14:56:57   #
Shellback Loc: North of Cheyenne Bottoms Wetlands - Kansas
 
Scruples wrote:
Every time I hear that one I must laugh. It is too hysterical.


I almost spewed my coffee on my computer… Got to remember not to drink when reading jokes...

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Aug 6, 2023 15:08:08   #
flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico
 

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Aug 6, 2023 15:08:53   #
gray_ghost2 Loc: Antelope, (Sac) Ca.
 
That was the best response ever!!

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Aug 6, 2023 16:39:12   #
griffzky
 
We old-timers call that a Geezer Gotcha!

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