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Jul 7, 2023 08:58:36   #
MosheR Loc: New York City
 
markngolf wrote:
Completely chauvinistic!!

But funny!!

FAIRY TALE FOR MEN



Once upon a time, a handsome Prince asked a beautiful Princess,



“Will you marry me?”



The Princess immediately said, "No!"



And the Prince lived happily ever after



and



rode motorcycles



and



dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women



and



hunted and fished and went to gun shows and Topless bars



and



dated ladies half his age


and


drank whiskey, beer and wine



and



never heard any bitching


and


never paid child support or alimony



and



dated cheerleaders



and


got to keep his house and guns



and



ate spam and potato chips and beans



and



blew enormous farts



and



had lots of horses and dogs



and



played lots of golf



and


all his friends and family thought



he was cool as hell


and


had plenty of money in the bank



and



left the toilet seat up.



The End!!!

Mark😜
Completely chauvinistic!! br br But funny!! br b... (show quote)




And I'll bet you've been happily married for many decades.

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Jul 7, 2023 09:25:53   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
MosheR wrote:
And I'll bet you've been happily married for many decades.


Going on for 48 years this month. If I count my first marriage too, 65 years.
Mark

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Jul 7, 2023 10:06:49   #
MosheR Loc: New York City
 
markngolf wrote:
Going on for 48 years this month. If I count my first marriage too, 65 years.
Mark


I knew it.

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Jul 7, 2023 10:22:34   #
zonedoc
 
markngolf wrote:
I remember every one of them too. Many years ago they were entertainment. I don’t disagree with your comments, but I also have a much greater awareness of the injustices people have suffered for many years. Consequently, there is a heightened awareness of prejudices and injustice in our world. I see both sides.
Mark


Mark ,
We married in 1957 ( 66 years ) 3 daughters 3 granddaughters 2 grandsons. I am not a male chauvinist.
But funny is funny. The six VERY strong accomplished women in my life who have succeeded in male dominated careers in politics, business, art, academia, and psychology might not agree with me concerning the humor of your joke but I will ask them and post the responses.

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Jul 7, 2023 10:29:21   #
charles tabb Loc: Richmond VA.
 
Mark I loved that one.

You keep them coming.

Charles

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Jul 7, 2023 10:43:38   #
mr spock Loc: Fairfield CT
 
markngolf wrote:
I remember every one of them too. Many years ago they were entertainment. I don’t disagree with your comments, but I also have a much greater awareness of the injustices people have suffered for many years. Consequently, there is a heightened awareness of prejudices and injustice in our world. I see both sides.
Mark


I agree with all your comments. However IMHO the pendulum has swung too far to the other side.

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Jul 7, 2023 10:52:13   #
lbrande
 
markngolf wrote:
Completely chauvinistic!!

But funny!!
FAIRY TALE FOR MEN

Once upon a time, a handsome Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
“Will you marry me?”
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after
and
rode motorcycles
and
dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women
and
hunted and fished and went to gun shows and Topless bars
and
dated ladies half his age
and
drank whiskey, beer and wine
and
never heard any bitching
and
never paid child support or alimony
and
dated cheerleaders
and
got to keep his house and guns
and
ate spam and potato chips and beans
and
blew enormous farts
and
had lots of horses and dogs
and
played lots of golf
and
all his friends and family thought
he was cool as hell
and
had plenty of money in the bank
and
left the toilet seat up.
The End!!!

Mark😜
Completely chauvinistic!! br br But funny!! br FA... (show quote)


It may be chauvinistic, but still warrants some smiles.

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Jul 7, 2023 10:53:37   #
Chiroman8
 
Dear Mark,

We Love You.

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Jul 7, 2023 11:47:21   #
clint f. Loc: Priest Lake Idaho, Spokane Wa
 
It’s a joke. I didn’t see any individual named or shamed. If we can’t joke about the difference between men and women we are doomed. Offense in a joke is absurd. Get a life, it’s a JOKE.

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Jul 7, 2023 12:36:27   #
edrobinsonjr Loc: Boise, Idaho
 
Alas!

Ed

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Jul 7, 2023 13:29:03   #
gray_ghost2 Loc: Antelope, (Sac) Ca.
 
A single person may be alone but not lonely!

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Jul 7, 2023 14:08:20   #
gray_ghost2 Loc: Antelope, (Sac) Ca.
 

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Jul 7, 2023 15:20:57   #
tokeefe1554 Loc: somewhere out there
 
Good One, Mark

Tim

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Jul 7, 2023 20:44:23   #
marquina Loc: Richmond, Virginia
 
markngolf wrote:
I apologize for the post. I vehemently object to chauvinism. In the 70’s I was a member of NOW, the beginning of the women’s movement against discrimination. I made a poor decision to post the joke.

I’m embarrassed and apologize. If I could delete it, I would. I’ll contact ADMIN and ask for or it to be removed.

Sorry,
Mark


Heck, I was a member of NOW too in the 70's (first NOW meeting in Houston, TX) and I thought your story/joke was really funny!

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Jul 7, 2023 22:52:37   #
Lucasdv123
 
How do you turn a fox into a cow.marry her.

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