robertjerl wrote:
My late father was Union Steward for the Airline Workers and Machinests' Union (and state Vice-President of Same) at Lambert Field in St Louis. So all the airport and airline workers plus most of the workers at the McDonnell plant next to the airport were "his guys". One of his best friends, hunting & fishing buddy and fellow Mason was the chief test pilot.
Both happened to be in Washington DC one week. Dad on union business at Congress and his buddy giving Congress Critters rides in the newest model of the F-4 to get them to vote to buy a bunch of them. Well as Dad was leaving the last meeting of the day he ran into his buddy. "Hey Bob, my last ride of the day just canceled, and I have a full load of fuel. The ground crew wants to do some work tonight that requires dry fuel tanks. Either I burn it off or they pump it dry, and they hate that. Want to take the Senator's seat while I burn off that fuel?"
My Dad agreed, but "No fancy stuff, I just ate lunch and don't want to lose it." "Sure, no fancy stuff, just a nice long fast ride to burn off the fuel." Dad really knew him too well to believe that, they had the same sense of humor. Bet you already know where this is going, right?
Dad got fitted for a G-suit (first clue), and a helmet with the full works then strapped in as tight as the crew chief could pull the straps. (second clue) and off they went.
1. Goes to full afterburner on wartime emergency setting at lift off and UP like a homesick Angel.
2. Levels off way above the airliner flight levels and still going like a bat out of hell westbound.
3. Does a reversal with a few turns, rolls and loops and heads east, still with "the pedal to the metal" as the truckers said on CB.
4. A bit out over the Atlantic and way down below appears a destroyer cruising along minding its own business.
5. DOWN like a rocket powered elevator with broken cables.
6. Pulls out and screams across the water only about 500 feet up from several miles away in a simulated attack run on the destroyer.
7. His buddy is on the radio calling the ship to do air defense drills with them as aggressor. They said yes, so the party was really on.
8. Several attack runs at different levels and angles. One so low, the plane had a rooster tail from the shock wave.
9. And the last one, inverted for part of the way!!!
Then his buddy says goodbye to the Destroyer and goes back to their assigned cruising altitude and heads back to the airbase outside DC at a nice easy pace like he had been using with the Congress Critters.
After the crew got them out of the plane and on the ground, Dad proceeded to cuss his friend out to the point half the airbase was slack jawed with admiration. Ending with "I am not talking to you ever again you crazy........."
But it only lasted a month, their hunting buddy group had a week-long wild turkey hunt in the Ozarks planned to start the season and that was too important to stay mad.
Besides, it turns out they set a few new records for that particular model, and being along for the ride was prime bragging rights for Dad. I think he said one of them was for how empty the tanks were when they got back. Basically on fumes at engine shut down.
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Great story. My father was career USAF and in the mid 1960's we were station at Langey AFB outside Hampton, VA. I can still recall the F-4 pilots taking off and rotating near straight up on full afterburners, impressive!