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Feb 7, 2023 09:00:20   #
junglejim1949 Loc: Sacramento,CA
 
bcheary wrote:
The Art of Mathematics.......This is Brilliant

This explains it all - Finally!!

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

It has indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly ..... a mathematical viewpoint ... and it goes like this:

What Makes 100% ?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND,
Look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude, with mathematical certainty,

That while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,

And Attitude will get you there.

It’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

Have you ever seen a better explanation than this formula?🙂
The Art of Mathematics.......This is Brilliant br... (show quote)



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Feb 7, 2023 09:33:14   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
jaymatt wrote:



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Feb 7, 2023 09:34:04   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
Julian wrote:
Mathmatics? An Art?



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Feb 7, 2023 10:18:48   #
riderxlx Loc: DFW area Texas
 
bcheary wrote:
The Art of Mathematics.......This is Brilliant

This explains it all - Finally!!

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

It has indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly ..... a mathematical viewpoint ... and it goes like this:

What Makes 100% ?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND,
Look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude, with mathematical certainty,

That while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,

And Attitude will get you there.

It’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

Have you ever seen a better explanation than this formula?🙂
The Art of Mathematics.......This is Brilliant br... (show quote)


Very cool, thanks for sharing.
bruce

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Feb 7, 2023 10:49:08   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
riderxlx wrote:
Very cool, thanks for sharing.
bruce



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Feb 7, 2023 13:42:35   #
Moondoggie Loc: Southern California
 
Perfect.

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Feb 7, 2023 15:54:08   #
LestheK
 
PERFECT!

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Feb 7, 2023 16:42:30   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
Moondoggie wrote:
Perfect.



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Feb 7, 2023 16:42:47   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
LestheK wrote:
PERFECT!



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Feb 8, 2023 20:04:42   #
AirWalter Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
 
bcheary wrote:
The Art of Mathematics.......This is Brilliant

This explains it all - Finally!!

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

It has indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly ..... a mathematical viewpoint ... and it goes like this:

What Makes 100% ?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND,
Look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude, with mathematical certainty,

That while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,

And Attitude will get you there.

It’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

Have you ever seen a better explanation than this formula?🙂
The Art of Mathematics.......This is Brilliant br... (show quote)


Man, just a little while ago I was having wet eye's because of people losing such beautiful animals, then you come along and I can't stop laughing long enough to get up to go to the restroom before it's too late. Oh, I gotta go!!!!



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Feb 8, 2023 20:06:06   #
AirWalter Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
 
bcheary wrote:
The Art of Mathematics.......This is Brilliant

This explains it all - Finally!!

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

It has indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly ..... a mathematical viewpoint ... and it goes like this:

What Makes 100% ?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND,
Look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude, with mathematical certainty,

That while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,

And Attitude will get you there.

It’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

Have you ever seen a better explanation than this formula?🙂
The Art of Mathematics.......This is Brilliant br... (show quote)


And it computes!

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Feb 8, 2023 20:14:39   #
DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
 
When it comes to politicians and lawyers, obfuscation gets 125% and prevarication 132%

But physical chemists can use decrepitation to get to 138%

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Feb 8, 2023 20:19:06   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
AirWalter wrote:
Man, just a little while ago I was having wet eye's because of people losing such beautiful animals, then you come along and I can't stop laughing long enough to get up to go to the restroom before it's too late. Oh, I gotta go!!!!


Man, just a little while ago I was having wet eye'... (show quote)


I hope you made it in time!

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Feb 8, 2023 20:20:33   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
AirWalter wrote:
And it computes!



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Feb 8, 2023 20:20:59   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
DirtFarmer wrote:
When it comes to politicians and lawyers, obfuscation gets 125% and prevarication 132%

But physical chemists can use decrepitation to get to 138%



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