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Feb 6, 2023 19:40:02   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
The Art of Mathematics.......This is Brilliant

This explains it all - Finally!!

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

It has indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly ..... a mathematical viewpoint ... and it goes like this:

What Makes 100% ?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND,
Look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude, with mathematical certainty,

That while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,

And Attitude will get you there.

It’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

Have you ever seen a better explanation than this formula?🙂

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Feb 6, 2023 19:43:35   #
Amator21 Loc: California
 
bcheary wrote:
The Art of Mathematics.......This is Brilliant

This explains it all - Finally!!

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

It has indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly ..... a mathematical viewpoint ... and it goes like this:

What Makes 100% ?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND,
Look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude, with mathematical certainty,

That while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,

And Attitude will get you there.

It’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

Have you ever seen a better explanation than this formula?🙂
The Art of Mathematics.......This is Brilliant br... (show quote)


Ingenious!
Poul.

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Feb 6, 2023 19:44:42   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 

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Feb 6, 2023 19:50:35   #
tramsey Loc: Texas
 
THAT explains a lot of things.

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Feb 6, 2023 19:56:09   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 


Don

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Feb 6, 2023 20:35:17   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
Amator21 wrote:
Ingenious!
Poul.



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Feb 6, 2023 20:35:40   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
Longshadow wrote:



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Feb 6, 2023 20:36:03   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
tramsey wrote:
THAT explains a lot of things.



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Feb 6, 2023 20:36:33   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
PAR4DCR wrote:


Don



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Feb 6, 2023 21:58:37   #
NMGal Loc: NE NM
 
I’ve got to remember that.

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Feb 7, 2023 08:22:20   #
cdayton
 
There are 3 kinds of mathematicians - those who can count and those that can’t.
PS I’m a statistician.

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Feb 7, 2023 08:39:16   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
NMGal wrote:
I’ve got to remember that.



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Feb 7, 2023 08:39:33   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
cdayton wrote:
There are 3 kinds of mathematicians - those who can count and those that can’t.
PS I’m a statistician.



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Feb 7, 2023 08:49:04   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Feb 7, 2023 08:50:04   #
Julian Loc: Sarasota, FL
 
Mathmatics? An Art?

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