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Aug 15, 2022 01:21:04   #
Horseart Loc: Alabama
 
Reuss Griffiths wrote:
Here's a couple more rules to live by: The first two are by Robert Heinlein's Notebook of Lazarus Long and the last one is from me.

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Here's a couple more rules to live by: The first ... (show quote)


I have done all but 3 of these: Conn a ship, set a bone and die gallantly. Not really anxious to do those three.
YES, I can butcher a hog.

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Aug 15, 2022 04:21:41   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 
BBurns wrote:
Great wisdom.
It reminded me of a list my Grandfather had.

Don't name a pig you plan to eat.
Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, bull strong.
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
Keep skunks, lawyers and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumblebee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
Meanness don't happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
Don't corner something meaner than you.
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You can't unsay a cruel thing.
Every path has some puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Don't judge people by their relatives.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable life. Then, when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
It's better to be a has-been than a never-was.
The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Sometimes, you get and, sometimes, you get got.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
Only cows know why they stampede.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'till they get thumped.
Never miss a good chance to shut the hell up.
Great wisdom. br It reminded me of a list my Grand... (show quote)



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Aug 15, 2022 07:36:49   #
barneyanne Loc: Alabama
 
Horseart wrote:
Great ones!!! I love them all!!!
My dad offered me a few when I was 10 years old. 1.Always keep your promises. If you see that you really can't, apologize, apologize and apologize. Then tell them when you think it might be possible. 2.Any little girl can grow up to be a woman. Special ones grow up to be ladies. And my favorite that I say often 3. Be kind or be quiet!


Love the second one. I've always said that "all ladies are women, but not all women are ladies".

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Aug 15, 2022 09:06:03   #
Reuss Griffiths Loc: Ravenna, Ohio
 
Horseart wrote:
I have done all but 3 of these: Conn a ship, set a bone and die gallantly. Not really anxious to do those three.
YES, I can butcher a hog.


With some interpretation, I've done all but set a bone and die gallantly if you can swap that hog for something smaller like a rabbit or pheasant. Not all of them went smoothly however; barely made it back to shore when attempting sailing for the first time.

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Aug 15, 2022 13:33:10   #
Horseart Loc: Alabama
 
barneyanne wrote:
Love the second one. I've always said that "all ladies are women, but not all women are ladies".


Well that's one that we all know for sure is 100% correct!!! LOL

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Aug 15, 2022 13:36:09   #
Horseart Loc: Alabama
 
Reuss Griffiths wrote:
With some interpretation, I've done all but set a bone and die gallantly if you can swap that hog for something smaller like a rabbit or pheasant. Not all of them went smoothly however; barely made it back to shore when attempting sailing for the first time.


The only reason I have processed a hog (cattle, goats, chickens and deer) is because we were in the meat business for 26 years. A sausage plant with a meat market out front and a place to process animals for the freezer for local farmers and hunters. We sold meat to grocery stores, restaurants, nursing homes in 5 states.

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Aug 15, 2022 16:40:24   #
MrMophoto Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"
 
These should be the first page of the "new parents Handbook", actually there should BE a handbook for new parents

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Aug 15, 2022 17:58:14   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
Horseart wrote:
The only reason I have processed a hog (cattle, goats, chickens and deer) is because we were in the meat business for 26 years. A sausage plant with a meat market out front and a place to process animals for the freezer for local farmers and hunters. We sold meat to grocery stores, restaurants, nursing homes in 5 states.
We raised piglets & drop calves every year when I was young. Rendered our own lard.
Now all of that stuff is bad for us and I'm still here.

Mark Twain said, "People who love hotdogs and respect the law should never watch either one being made!"

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Aug 15, 2022 18:51:13   #
Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York
 
Well I have chartered a boat for about 5 nautical miles. I would like to take another boat out for a little longer.
I have piloted a plane. Just a Piper Cherokee but it was a rush.
I have gone SCUBA Diving and that was as taboo because there I am walking around under water and breathing.

I never tried to butcher a hog or anything else but I have milked a cow. I certainly have no desire to milk a bull. Talk about learning what gender really is.

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Aug 15, 2022 22:42:28   #
Transbuff1985 Loc: east central Iowa
 
MrMophoto wrote:
These should be the first page of the "new parents Handbook", actually there should BE a handbook for new parents



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Aug 15, 2022 22:55:31   #
Horseart Loc: Alabama
 
BBurns wrote:
We raised piglets & drop calves every year when I was young. Rendered our own lard.
Now all of that stuff is bad for us and I'm still here.

Mark Twain said, "People who love hotdogs and respect the law should never watch either one being made!"


Yep, we rendered lard too and make cracklings. I cooked with bacon grease...so much better than what we use today. I'm 84, still here so far.

I understand about the hotdogs but I still have one now and then. Don't watch anyone make "souse".

Oh and let me tell you...beef, pork or chicken, there's no better liver than goat liver.

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Aug 16, 2022 03:15:32   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
Horseart wrote:
Yep, we rendered lard too and make cracklings. I cooked with bacon grease...so much better than what we use today. I'm 84, still here so far.

I understand about the hotdogs but I still have one now and then. Don't watch anyone make "souse".

Oh and let me tell you...beef, pork or chicken, there's no better liver than goat liver.
Along with 'Souse is Head Cheese and Scrapple. I like liver. Best I ever had was unborn calf.

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Aug 16, 2022 08:58:21   #
Reuss Griffiths Loc: Ravenna, Ohio
 
Horseart wrote:
Yep, we rendered lard too and make cracklings. I cooked with bacon grease...so much better than what we use today. I'm 84, still here so far.

I understand about the hotdogs but I still have one now and then. Don't watch anyone make "souse".

Oh and let me tell you...beef, pork or chicken, there's no better liver than goat liver.


Somewhere a day or so ago, this posting stopped being about rules to live by and became a reverie of the rules we used to live by (life we used to live) and I'm lovin' it. We made cracklings too and I still cook with bacon grease and my grandmother taught me to eat raw hamburger and limburger cheese. Still do that too. My favorite sandwich is Limburger cheese and onions on rye bread with a cold beer. All most heaven

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Aug 16, 2022 11:00:59   #
Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York
 
Reuss Griffiths wrote:
…My favorite sandwich is Limburger cheese and onions on rye bread with a cold beer. All most heaven…


I’m not sure about others. As for me, I’ll pass on that sandwich.

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Aug 16, 2022 13:54:17   #
rlv567 Loc: Baguio City, Philippines
 
Scruples wrote:
I’m not sure about others. As for me, I’ll pass on that sandwich.


Likewise!!!!!

Loren - in Beautiful Baguio City

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