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Oct 28, 2021 09:11:18   #
Cheese
 
markngolf wrote:
Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.

One called Justin and the other called Kristian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:

Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted"

Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.

He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.......

“I've found Cod. I’m a Prawn again Kristain.”

Be well!
Mark
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I groaned, but that did not stop me sending it on to a few people. 😀

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Oct 28, 2021 09:15:17   #
randave2001 Loc: Richmond
 
Yep, groan.

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Oct 28, 2021 09:34:01   #
Brian in Whitby Loc: Whitby, Ontario, Canada
 
You are right. It is a real groaner!🙄

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Oct 28, 2021 09:47:22   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
The ending was worth the wait.

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Oct 28, 2021 09:50:29   #
phlash46 Loc: Westchester County, New York
 

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Oct 28, 2021 10:34:59   #
samantha90 Loc: Fort Worth,Texas
 
markngolf wrote:
Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.

One called Justin and the other called Kristian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:

Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted"

Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.

He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.......

“I've found Cod. I’m a Prawn again Kristain.”

Be well!
Mark
Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean. br ... (show quote)


Mark please seek help.

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Oct 28, 2021 10:51:08   #
yssirk123 Loc: New Jersey
 

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Oct 28, 2021 10:53:04   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
samantha90 wrote:
Mark please seek help.


I'm beyond help, Samantha!!
Mark

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Oct 28, 2021 11:01:32   #
odujim Loc: New Jersey
 

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Oct 28, 2021 11:30:30   #
gessman Loc: Colorado
 
pmorin wrote:
👍 who wouldn’t like a bit of Jolsen in their lives.


Uh, let's see... Al (what's his name... uh)

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Oct 28, 2021 11:32:23   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Cheese wrote:
I groaned, but that did not stop me sending it on to a few people. 😀


Thanks,
Mark

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Oct 28, 2021 11:32:56   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
odujim wrote:


Thank you!!
Mark

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Oct 28, 2021 11:34:11   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
yssirk123 wrote:


Thanks, Bill!!
Mark

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Oct 28, 2021 11:34:38   #
Abo
 
:-)

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Oct 28, 2021 11:35:08   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Brian in Whitby wrote:
You are right. It is a real groaner!🙄


Thanks, neighbor!!
Mark

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