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Oct 27, 2021 17:09:18   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.

One called Justin and the other called Kristian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:

Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted"

Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.

He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.......

“I've found Cod. I’m a Prawn again Kristain.”

Be well!
Mark

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Oct 27, 2021 17:17:13   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 
Arg....

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Oct 27, 2021 17:19:20   #
pmorin Loc: Huntington Beach, Palm Springs
 
markngolf wrote:
Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.

One called Justin and the other called Kristian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:

Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted"

Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.

He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.......

“I've found Cod. I’m a Prawn again Kristain.”

Be well!
Mark
Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean. br ... (show quote)



That was a long way to go for a smile. But still worthwhile. 😎

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Oct 27, 2021 17:23:10   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
pmorin wrote:
That was a long way to go for a smile. But still worthwhile. 😎


“I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, my Mamie!!”

Mark😅

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Oct 27, 2021 17:25:15   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Longshadow wrote:
Arg....


I thought “groan”, but arg also works!!
Mark

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Oct 27, 2021 17:26:25   #
pmorin Loc: Huntington Beach, Palm Springs
 
markngolf wrote:
“I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, my Mamie!!”

Mark😅


👍 who wouldn’t like a bit of Jolsen in their lives.

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Oct 27, 2021 17:29:34   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
pmorin wrote:
👍 who wouldn’t like a bit of Jolsen in their lives.


👍👍

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Oct 27, 2021 18:13:47   #
kpmac Loc: Ragley, La
 
I did. I groaned. But it was worth the read.

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Oct 27, 2021 18:14:54   #
UTMike Loc: South Jordan, UT
 
Ouch, Mark!

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Oct 27, 2021 19:30:54   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
kpmac wrote:
I did. I groaned. But it was worth the read.


Thanks!!
Mark

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Oct 27, 2021 19:36:38   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
UTMike wrote:
Ouch, Mark!


Sorry Mike. It only hurts while you laugh!!
Mark

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Oct 27, 2021 20:14:33   #
Retired CPO Loc: Travel full time in an RV
 
GROOAANN!

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Oct 28, 2021 06:58:12   #
Stephan G
 
markngolf wrote:
Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.

One called Justin and the other called Kristian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:

Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted"

Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.

He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.......

“I've found Cod. I’m a Prawn again Kristain.”

Be well!
Mark
Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean. br ... (show quote)


It elicited a long drawn out "Boo!" from me. And the question, was the prawn able to walk on water?




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Oct 28, 2021 08:26:36   #
Rich2236 Loc: E. Hampstead, New Hampshire
 
Talk about "shaggy dogs..." wow that is really an OI VEY!!!!

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Oct 28, 2021 08:27:55   #
Ava'sPapa Loc: Cheshire, Ct.
 
I did. And I liked it.

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