How Many Photographers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb
May 21, 2021 13:14:03 #
Longshadow wrote:
And what make you think that they have mercury in them?
I think they're made out of lightning bug guts.
I think they're made out of lightning bug guts.
I do not think anyone doubts this! I have know this FACT since I was four years old!
May 21, 2021 13:16:01 #
dsmeltz wrote:
I do not think anyone doubts this! I have know this FACT since I was four years old!
May 21, 2021 13:53:25 #
dsmeltz wrote:
"Go placidly amid the noise and waste, And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof"
National Lampoon's, Deteriorata
National Lampoon's, Deteriorata
One of my favorite Lampoon works. When I need to piss off prudes…
May 21, 2021 15:33:24 #
burkphoto wrote:
One of my favorite Lampoon works. When I need to piss off prudes…
Radio Dinner was a great album.
May 21, 2021 19:27:14 #
May 22, 2021 13:11:33 #
dsmeltz wrote:
Radio Dinner was a great album.
Yep. And Animal House was special. It aptly skewered liberal arts college life in the mid-‘70s, despite its setting in the early’60s. I memorized so many lines from it…
May 22, 2021 13:44:59 #
May 23, 2021 23:16:09 #
HAHAHA!!! That's like asking how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? NONE!!! It's a hardware problem keep your hands off!!
From a retired network engineer.
From a retired network engineer.
May 24, 2021 10:04:05 #
May 24, 2021 12:01:26 #
OK. Old joke, but as a Catholic with lots of Jewish friends, I will make it.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None! "It does not matter! They never come to visit, so I just sit in the dark! Who cares if I ever eat? What is wrong with these children!?!? In my day, we respected our grandparents and parents!!!"
As A Catholic I recognize that Jewish guilt and Catholic guilt are VERY different. Jewish guilt is very personal. Catholic guilt is more egotistical. We Catholics believe we are responsible for and (somehow) control everything. Like "If only I had put my lunch dessert money in the offertory, four million children in Biafra would be alive today!" I mean, REALLY!!???!!! I just wanted a popsicle!!! The Good Humor truck was right there!!! But NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I killed children in Biafra!!!!
I know. I am 67. I really need to let go.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None! "It does not matter! They never come to visit, so I just sit in the dark! Who cares if I ever eat? What is wrong with these children!?!? In my day, we respected our grandparents and parents!!!"
As A Catholic I recognize that Jewish guilt and Catholic guilt are VERY different. Jewish guilt is very personal. Catholic guilt is more egotistical. We Catholics believe we are responsible for and (somehow) control everything. Like "If only I had put my lunch dessert money in the offertory, four million children in Biafra would be alive today!" I mean, REALLY!!???!!! I just wanted a popsicle!!! The Good Humor truck was right there!!! But NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I killed children in Biafra!!!!
I know. I am 67. I really need to let go.
May 24, 2021 12:31:11 #
Wait a minute folks! Why should we discuss changing light bulbs when everyone knows that ACME Flash Powder is far superior because of it's even, warm, and smoky lighting characteristics. You can change powder with each shot and the new "Variable Charge" feature lets you go from low to high lighting levels without messing with snarky (and confusing) exposure computations.
I've got quite a bit of it stored in my photo equipment closet, if I can just find it back here in the corner. It's a bit dark in here. Does anyone have a spare match?
I've got quite a bit of it stored in my photo equipment closet, if I can just find it back here in the corner. It's a bit dark in here. Does anyone have a spare match?
May 24, 2021 12:34:33 #
dsmeltz wrote:
OK. Old joke, but as a Catholic with lots of Jewi... (show quote)
Ahh, yes, the starving children in Biafra... a country that didn't even exist for three whole years... Yet parents used the starving kids argument for decades. I heard it too. It dates us...
May 24, 2021 12:36:44 #
promfh wrote:
Wait a minute folks! Why should we discuss changi... (show quote)
Flash powder is DAMNED dangerous. You can make your own M-80s or cherry bombs out of that stuff! (I'm lucky I still have all my digits and both eyes...)
May 24, 2021 12:40:35 #
burkphoto wrote:
Flash powder is DAMNED dangerous. You can make your own M-80s or cherry bombs out of that stuff! (I'm lucky I still have all my digits and both eyes...)
My friends don't call me "Stumpy" without good reason!
May 24, 2021 12:43:09 #
burkphoto wrote:
Ahh, yes, the starving children in Biafra... a country that didn't even exist for three whole years... Yet parents used the starving kids argument for decades. I heard it too. It dates us...
How about the kid who didn't like dinner and the mom says "Eat your dinner, there's starving kids in <country>."
The kid responds "Send it to them.".
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