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Jan 11, 2021 11:16:53   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
Sounds pretty political to me.

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Jan 11, 2021 11:59:03   #
badapple Loc: Twin Lake, Michigan
 
Dannj wrote:
I don’t want to offend anyone but I just thought it was funny🥴


I, too, thought it funny. Must be a blue Monday for some.

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Jan 11, 2021 13:17:05   #
Mark Sturtevant Loc: Grand Blanc, MI
 
Partly true with the purchase decisions stated. But ...
Some of the $ still goes toward supporting the store and its employees. Less true for big box stores, maybe. So support smaller businesses seems to be the message there.
Many people will use the $ toward paying their rent and other dire expenses. That is if they have not been evicted already.

Unfortunately, some will just be put it in the bank. There are clearly significant problems with how this $ is sent out to people who flat out don't need it.

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Jan 11, 2021 13:21:51   #
diclam Loc: Red Lake Falls, MN
 
Very funny! One small thing tho. I like my beer - particularly Bud Light. I understand our good old American beer was bought out by a Belgium company Anheuser Busch and also some Brazilian investors. So by buying Budweiser I guess that I am contributing to a foreign entity.

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Jan 11, 2021 13:56:45   #
Vince68 Loc: Wappingers Falls, NY
 
Dannj wrote:
I don’t want to offend anyone but I just thought it was funny🥴



badapple wrote:
I, too, thought it funny. Must be a blue Monday for some.




It was funny. Some people just don't have a sense of humor. Heck, the second question and answer pretty much sums it up pretty succinctly anyway... the money they are giving to us is coming from taxes that they imposed on us and we paid to the government to start with.

In reality, the jokes on us. But I will gladly take the $600.00 they are going to give back to me.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Jan 11, 2021 14:37:23   #
DRam11 Loc: Polson, MT
 
Dannj wrote:
I don’t want to offend anyone but I just thought it was funny🥴


👍🏻

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Jan 11, 2021 16:48:20   #
captivecookie Loc: Washington state
 
jaymatt wrote:
I could say so many things, but I won’t to keep from being chastised by nearly everyone and then sent to the attic. Use your imaginations.


WOW! You should hear what my imagination came up with. Nice one!

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Jan 11, 2021 21:21:41   #
10MPlayer Loc: California
 
Moondoggie wrote:
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:




Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?



A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.




Q.Where will the government get this money?



A. From taxpayers.




Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?



A. Only a smidgen of it.




Q. What is the purpose of this payment?



A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a ;high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.




Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?



A. Shut up.




Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:




* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.




* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to theArabs.




* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China...




* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala...



* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.



* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.



* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go ; to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.



Instead, keep the money in America by:



1) Spending it at yard sales, or



2) Going to ball games, or



3) Spending it on prostitutes, or



4) Beer or



5) Tattoos.



(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )



Conclusion:



Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !




No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll e... (show quote)


Most of what I bothered to read is wrong. The US isn't importing much if any oil from Saudi Arabia anymore. Most of our produce comes from places like California, Texas and Florida. In the winter we get it from our friends in Mexico and some South American countries and that's a good thing. I'm old enough to remember when fresh fruit and vegetables couldn't be had for any price during the winter months. Not we have them year round and they're pretty good, but maybe too expensive for some. American car companies make high quality cars nowadays. It's been years since you had to buy from Japan or Korea to get a quality car. Ford, GM and Chrysler make quality cars for less than you pay for something from Asia or Europe. If you want quality buy from Taiwan not China. I know, no sense of humor. Your joke is just about 30 years behind the times.

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Jan 13, 2021 14:33:02   #
olddutch Loc: Beloit, Wisconsin
 
Moondoggie wrote:
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:

YOU ARE A BIG HELP, THANK YOU...


Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?



A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.




Q.Where will the government get this money?



A. From taxpayers.




Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?



A. Only a smidgen of it.




Q. What is the purpose of this payment?



A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a ;high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.




Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?



A. Shut up.




Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:




* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.




* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to theArabs.




* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China...




* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala...



* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.



* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.



* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go ; to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.



Instead, keep the money in America by:



1) Spending it at yard sales, or



2) Going to ball games, or



3) Spending it on prostitutes, or



4) Beer or



5) Tattoos.



(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )



Conclusion:



Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !




No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll e... (show quote)

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