I'm one of those who walk among us. Sure, I wear a mask knowing it is a complete waste of time and money. And I make sure it's a Chinese made mask so I can do my part to reward them for their stalwart behavior throughout this whole thing. I just wish I could do more for them.
But wearing the mask helps to not scare little children and willfully ignorant adults. And I'm all for that. For the mislead children's sake at least.
But I have learned something from this post. From now on I will wear my mask only on my nose! I will continue to spit and cough and retch and blow bubbles in public. But I will no longer pick my nose and wipe it on the handles of shopping carts. I will no longer hold one nostril with a finger and blow...hard! through the other nostril and deposit the mucus on the store floor. I will wait until I get outside so I can dispose of it on the sidewalk in front of the store the way it should be done.
So, please, when you see me in public, obeying all the rules with a smug look on my face. Wearing my Chinese mask and knowing that I am doing THE RIGHT THING for all that is GOOD AND HOLY. And knowing that I will be going to heaven because of my CORRECT behavior--Throw me a thumb's up, it'll cheer us both up!
Let's hear it now!! Hurah, Hurah, Hurah for the SHEEP WHO WALK AMONG US!

I'm one of those who walk among us. Sure, I wear a mask knowing it is a complete waste of time and money. And I make sure it's a Chinese made mask so I can do my part to reward them for their stalwart behavior throughout this whole thing. I just wish I could do more for them.
But wearing the mask helps to not scare little children and willfully ignorant adults. And I'm all for that. For the mislead children's sake at least.
But I have learned something from this post. From now on I will wear my mask only on my nose! I will continue to spit and cough and retch and blow bubbles in public. But I will no longer pick my nose and wipe it on the handles of shopping carts. I will no longer hold one nostril with a finger and blow...hard! through the other nostril and deposit the mucus on the store floor. I will wait until I get outside so I can dispose of it on the sidewalk in front of the store the way it should be done.
So, please, when you see me in public, obeying all the rules with a smug look on my face. Wearing my Chinese mask and knowing that I am doing THE RIGHT THING for all that is GOOD AND HOLY. And knowing that I will be going to heaven because of my CORRECT behavior--Throw me a thumb's up, it'll cheer us both up!
Let's hear it now!! Hurah, Hurah, Hurah for the SHEEP WHO WALK AMONG US!

I'm one of those who walk among us. Sure, I wear a mask knowing it is a complete waste of time and money. And I make sure it's a Chinese made mask so I can do my part to reward them for their stalwart behavior throughout this whole thing. I just wish I could do more for them.
But wearing the mask helps to not scare little children and willfully ignorant adults. And I'm all for that. For the mislead children's sake at least.
But I have learned something from this post. From now on I will wear my mask only on my nose! I will continue to spit and cough and retch and blow bubbles in public. But I will no longer pick my nose and wipe it on the handles of shopping carts. I will no longer hold one nostril with a finger and blow...hard! through the other nostril and deposit the mucus on the store floor. I will wait until I get outside so I can dispose of it on the sidewalk in front of the store the way it should be done.
So, please, when you see me in public, obeying all the rules with a smug look on my face. Wearing my Chinese mask and knowing that I am doing THE RIGHT THING for all that is GOOD AND HOLY. And knowing that I will be going to heaven because of my CORRECT behavior--Throw me a thumb's up, it'll cheer us both up!
Let's hear it now!! Hurah, Hurah, Hurah for the SHEEP WHO WALK AMONG US!