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Dec 8, 2020 12:44:21   #
tomcat
 
Wallen wrote:
A happy birthday and new year to you!

Cant deny but cant say yes either.
They pray straight to God, but the bible says it was the big J who pays & forgive the sins. Problem is the earth J do not believe in the sky J so how will the sky J forgive them? that's a pretty messed up conundrum...

I think somebody wrote the wrong book. Which one? Absolutely no idea.


New testament:
1 Corinthians 15:17
And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.

Old testament:
The Messiah must be a member of the tribe of Judah (Genesis 49:10) and a direct descendant of King David & King Solomon (2 Samuel 7:12-14; 1 Chronicles 22:9-10). Genealogy in the Bible is only passed down from father to son (Numbers 1:1-18).
Jesus has no father. The Midi-chlorian created Darth Vader.

Sorry messed up soul here...

A happy birthday and new year to you! img src="ht... (show quote)


Jesus has no EARTHLY Father. But his Heavenly Father is even better than anyone on earth..... This way he remains sinless since he doesn't have the sinful compliment of chromosomes. I'm gonna ask Him this one day, because I have a long list of other biological questions to ask.... like why don't our prostates shrink and wither away once we don't need them any longer--after the babies are born.......

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Dec 8, 2020 15:03:44   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
'OY'

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