A Joke
Dec 7, 2020 21:56:33 #
The emes . . .
An old Jewish lady is sitting in a restaurant sipping tea.
When 3 nuns walk in and sit at the table next to her. They start talking about where they want to go on vacation.
The second nun says to Mother Superior "Let's go to Jerusalem?"
Mother Superior says "No, too many jews there."
The third nun says to Mother Superior "Let's go to New York?"
Mother Superior says "No, too many jews there."
The second nun again speaks and says "Let's go to Los Angeles?"
Mother Superior says "No, too many jews there."
The old Jewish lady leans over and says in a Yiddish accent:
"Vell, vhy don't you go to hell, there are no jews there!"
An old Jewish lady is sitting in a restaurant sipping tea.
When 3 nuns walk in and sit at the table next to her. They start talking about where they want to go on vacation.
The second nun says to Mother Superior "Let's go to Jerusalem?"
Mother Superior says "No, too many jews there."
The third nun says to Mother Superior "Let's go to New York?"
Mother Superior says "No, too many jews there."
The second nun again speaks and says "Let's go to Los Angeles?"
Mother Superior says "No, too many jews there."
The old Jewish lady leans over and says in a Yiddish accent:
"Vell, vhy don't you go to hell, there are no jews there!"
Dec 7, 2020 22:07:01 #
Dec 7, 2020 22:32:47 #
Dec 7, 2020 22:52:35 #
...but they crucified the bossman and freed the insurgent. Goodluck on that, surely they are all they in hell. LOL 
Dec 8, 2020 00:01:30 #
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Dec 8, 2020 09:32:35 #
NJphotodoc
Loc: Now in the First State
I could see my grandma saying that sittng in Juniors restaurant eating a slice of cheesecake while sipping a glass (not cup) of tea
Dec 8, 2020 09:32:50 #
NJphotodoc
Loc: Now in the First State
I could see my grandma saying that sittng in Juniors restaurant eating a slice of cheesecake while sipping a glass (not cup) of tea
Dec 8, 2020 09:56:50 #
Dec 8, 2020 10:57:03 #
NJphotodoc wrote:
I could see my grandma saying that sittng in Juniors restaurant eating a slice of cheesecake while sipping a glass (not cup) of tea
You're killing me...I would love a piece of cheesecake and coffee in Juniors.
Dec 8, 2020 11:05:17 #
Wallen wrote:
...but they crucified the bossman and freed the insurgent. Goodluck on that, surely they are all they in hell. LOL
except for those that asked for forgiveness. Merry Christmas
Dec 8, 2020 11:08:18 #
NJphotodoc wrote:
I could see my grandma saying that sittng in Juniors restaurant eating a slice of cheesecake while sipping a glass (not cup) of tea
Man, I love Junior's cheesecakes. My son introduced me to them during a visit to NYC a few years back. We ate at Junior's, (I think it was 45th street?). Since then, we always order a Junior's cheesecake for the holidays. The best cheesecake you've ever eaten. Thanks for reminding an old southern boy that there are good things that come out of NYC (but pizza is not one of them, ha)
Dec 8, 2020 11:44:50 #
tomcat wrote:
except for those that asked for forgiveness. Merry Christmas
A happy birthday and new year to you!
Cant deny but cant say yes either.
They pray straight to God, but the bible says it was the big J who pays & forgive the sins. Problem is the earth J do not believe in the sky J so how will the sky J forgive them? that's a pretty messed up conundrum...
I think somebody wrote the wrong book. Which one? Absolutely no idea.
New testament:
1 Corinthians 15:17
And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
Old testament:
The Messiah must be a member of the tribe of Judah (Genesis 49:10) and a direct descendant of King David & King Solomon (2 Samuel 7:12-14; 1 Chronicles 22:9-10). Genealogy in the Bible is only passed down from father to son (Numbers 1:1-18).
Jesus has no father. The Midi-chlorian created Darth Vader.
Sorry messed up soul here...
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