Funny and in good taste! Thanks
Thanks again everyone. Nice to see this post has been well received and in good humor as well. That was my intention.
Dennis
Refreshingly non-political.
Scary how true these are.
MrMophoto
Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"
I copied the list and filed it under "Older Wisdom"
I've heard it said that truth is stranger than fiction, but I think truth is hilarious.
Some great laughs there, thanks!
sgt hop
Loc: baltimore md,now in salisbury md
thanks,i needed them.....
Gun control means hitting your target.
I have nothing better to do while in quarantine, so I changed a few of these to fit our times.
QUARANTINED
Job interviewer: โSo, tell me about yourself.โ
Job applicant (tested positive): โIโd rather not. I really need this job.โ
You don't have to test my patience. I am a patient because I got tested.
I got arrested in the bank yesterday for not wearing a mask.
When I do social distancing and a stranger comes and sits next to me, I just stare straight ahead and say โDid you bring the money?
When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say โnothing,โ it doesn't mean I'm free. It means I am in quarantine!
What I hate about being quarantined, is when people walk by my house having an argument. I miss the beginning and end and donโt know whose side Iโm on.
You should clean anything that might come in contact with virus germs. Many people neglect to clean the money they get from a bank or as change when shopping. I lost my day job due to the virus, but as an enterprising entrepreneur, I opened a money-laundering business.
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