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Deep Thoughts
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Thanks again everyone. Nice to see this post has been well received and in good humor as well. That was my intention.
Dennis
Dennis
Apr 6, 2020 12:55:21 #
AirWalter
Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
These are hilarious. " I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited." That's one of my favorites because I do that. It's hard to remember every thing right off the top of your head at 77 years of age. Thanks Dennis for the laughs.
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MrMophoto
Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"
I copied the list and filed it under "Older Wisdom"
Apr 6, 2020 14:03:59 #
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Apr 6, 2020 14:35:11 #
I've heard it said that truth is stranger than fiction, but I think truth is hilarious.
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Apr 6, 2020 18:20:24 #
I have nothing better to do while in quarantine, so I changed a few of these to fit our times.
QUARANTINED
Job interviewer: “So, tell me about yourself.”
Job applicant (tested positive): “I’d rather not. I really need this job.”
You don't have to test my patience. I am a patient because I got tested.
I got arrested in the bank yesterday for not wearing a mask.
When I do social distancing and a stranger comes and sits next to me, I just stare straight ahead and say “Did you bring the money?
When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say “nothing,” it doesn't mean I'm free. It means I am in quarantine!
What I hate about being quarantined, is when people walk by my house having an argument. I miss the beginning and end and don’t know whose side I’m on.
You should clean anything that might come in contact with virus germs. Many people neglect to clean the money they get from a bank or as change when shopping. I lost my day job due to the virus, but as an enterprising entrepreneur, I opened a money-laundering business.
Now it's your turn!
QUARANTINED
Job interviewer: “So, tell me about yourself.”
Job applicant (tested positive): “I’d rather not. I really need this job.”
You don't have to test my patience. I am a patient because I got tested.
I got arrested in the bank yesterday for not wearing a mask.
When I do social distancing and a stranger comes and sits next to me, I just stare straight ahead and say “Did you bring the money?
When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say “nothing,” it doesn't mean I'm free. It means I am in quarantine!
What I hate about being quarantined, is when people walk by my house having an argument. I miss the beginning and end and don’t know whose side I’m on.
You should clean anything that might come in contact with virus germs. Many people neglect to clean the money they get from a bank or as change when shopping. I lost my day job due to the virus, but as an enterprising entrepreneur, I opened a money-laundering business.
Now it's your turn!
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