DeanS
Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… behind him.
Walking faster, he looks back and sees the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him… faster… faster… BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping… clappity-BUMP… clappity-BUMP… on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is halting.
With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man SCREAMS and reaches for something heavy, anything .. his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin.
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup as hard as he can at the apparition… and… the COFFIN . . . stops!
I warned you it was a groaner! 30
DeanS
Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
tommystrat wrote:
** rim shot **
Hope you read my warning.
It's not the cough that carries you off -- it's the coffin they carry you off in.
A groaned for sure. It did make me smile though.
Thanks for that. I'll have to carry cough syrup with me at night. I wonder if cough drops would work. : )
I needed a chuckle this morning - thanks.
DeanS
Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
hipines wrote:
I needed a chuckle this morning - thanks.
It is indeed a groaner, but still has a touch of humor. Tks
Good one!
Would it have stopped if he had run into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator & thrown a bier at it?
DeanS
Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
Muddyvalley wrote:
Good one!
Would it have stopped if he had run into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator & thrown a bier at it?
😎😎😎 Guess we’ll have to query the coffin on that.
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