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Oct 23, 2019 07:30:24   #
Dannj
 
I think my 10 year old granddaughter will love it!

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Oct 23, 2019 08:07:10   #
Orson Burleigh Loc: Annapolis, Maryland, USA
 
jerryc41 wrote:
Thanks for that. I'll have to carry cough syrup with me at night. I wonder if cough drops would work. : )


Cough drops should work well with a sling-shot (catapult) for that purpose.

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Oct 23, 2019 10:45:09   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
I finally get it, a coughing coffin, cough syrup did did the trick, groan.

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Oct 23, 2019 10:56:03   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
DeanS wrote:
A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… behind him.
Walking faster, he looks back and sees the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him… faster… faster… BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping… clappity-BUMP… clappity-BUMP… on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is halting.
With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man SCREAMS and reaches for something heavy, anything .. his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin.
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup as hard as he can at the apparition… and… the COFFIN . . . stops!

I warned you it was a groaner! 30
A man was walking home alone late one night when ... (show quote)



Mark

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Oct 23, 2019 12:57:42   #
Rich2236 Loc: E. Hampstead, New Hampshire
 
Talk about a "Shaggy Dog..." That one has got to be real shaggy!!!!! And yes, it did get me to a groaning laugh...
Rich...

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Oct 23, 2019 13:30:58   #
pbcbob Loc: Delray Beach, FL
 
He simply could have pulled out a package of Luden's Wild Cherry Cough Drops, guaranteed to stop the "coughen" in its tracks.

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Oct 23, 2019 14:02:35   #
Abo
 

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Oct 23, 2019 16:30:42   #
Flyerace Loc: Mt Pleasant, WI
 
I chuckled. That's a lot for this story. But, I didn't see it comin.

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Oct 23, 2019 16:50:53   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
I don’t like groaners, but found nuff groaner humor, somewhat unexpected, to post it anyway. Thanks all for sharing your “groans.”

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Oct 23, 2019 19:52:21   #
Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
 
Always remember, Its not the coffin that carries you off, its the coffin they carries you off in.

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Oct 23, 2019 20:05:54   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
Hal81 wrote:
Always remember, Its not the coffin that carries you off, its the coffin they carries you off in.


😎😎😎

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Oct 24, 2019 08:38:08   #
hookedupin2005 Loc: Northwestern New Mexico
 
DeanS wrote:
A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… behind him.
Walking faster, he looks back and sees the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him… faster… faster… BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping… clappity-BUMP… clappity-BUMP… on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is halting.
With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man SCREAMS and reaches for something heavy, anything .. his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin.
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup as hard as he can at the apparition… and… the COFFIN . . . stops!

I warned you it was a groaner! 30
A man was walking home alone late one night when ... (show quote)


Took me a half second to catch it, but it made me laugh out loud. My dog thought I'd flipped my lid.

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Oct 24, 2019 11:08:49   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
Hey hooked, be patient when explaining it to your dog! 😎😎😎

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Oct 24, 2019 11:08:53   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
Dupe deleted.

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Oct 24, 2019 18:58:40   #
hookedupin2005 Loc: Northwestern New Mexico
 
DeanS wrote:
Hey hooked, be patient when explaining it to your dog! 😎😎😎


Ya shoulda heard him laugh when I read it to him!

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